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10 Uncomfortable Photos of MANOWAR

Posted by on December 9, 2015 at 12:30 pm

Very few bands take promotional photos the way Manowar has.  The band proved they not only write about warriors, epic battles, and unbreakable kinships–they also embody it–using very little clothing, of course.  Before Manowar, who would've thought there was an unsettling fine line between heavy metal and erotica? Even though Manowar is an undeniably awesome band, they've had some of the cheesiest photo shoots in music, showing more bare inner thigh than some struggling pop stars. The following is a friendly roast in Manowar's heroic honor. Enjoy.

 

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Historically, I don't believe gauntlets were ever accompanied by studded undies and permed hair.

 

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Definitely real, non-plastic swords.

 

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Can't tell if really sexy or really metal…

 

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60% nudity – 30% leather – 10% body hair

 

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Manowar wore Ugg boots before they were basic.

 

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Forget the ladies, WHY ARE THEY DRAPED IN CHRISTMAS GARLANDS?!

 

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Don't you hate when you get battle wounds while playing bass?

 

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Pillaging the lands was more efficient on motorcycles.

 

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Clothes don't count when your groin is exposed, Manowar.

 

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The moment you regret buying pit tickets.

In related news, the band just released a new live video of a re-recorded version of "The Heart of Steel."

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COMMENTS

  • Bob Fast

    What, outside your career delivering free clickbait for this site?

  • Bob Fast

    He probably meant 'women'. Apart from close relatives, have you ever encountered one of those?

  • Bob Fast

    Yep, recall this… you'd think they would have trolled google enough for content, to have known this?

  • Bob Fast

    *tumbleweed rolls down Obvious Gag Street*

  • Yes.

  • *snort*

  • thrax

    I met a couple in Germany. They were fucking hardcore.

  • Everyone is much too worried about potentially looking silly to the point of everything being boring. At least these guys were having fun with showmanship and not afraid of people laughing at them.

  • DravinClaw

    Why mess with a great song the original is much better in my opinion. After Kings of Metal they went downhill after that.

  • Basil Arundel

    idiot

  • resistor

    wouldnt call myself a fan, but The Triumph of Steel is an awesome album.

  • BrotherWill

    Manowar is awesome.