Mustaine Mania

Dave Mustaine Speaks Out in Favor of Vagina Plugs for African Women

Megadeth's Dave Mustaine

We've been covering the insane things Dave Mustaine says so much lately, that I've decided to create a new category to store all his insanity, which I retroactively tagged with some of my favorite past writings about his outspoken opinion. Today, a story where Mustaine says something that I don't really disagree with. In a recent interview with LA Weekly, Mustaine was talkingabout raising his son, Justis (no, that's not a nickname, that's how it's actually spelled) and had this gem of a quote:

Yeah, but as bad as I was, I'm able to share that with Justis…Instead of saying, "Don't do this," say, "This is what I did, and this is what happened, and here's an alternative to do for that."

There's so many houses without a dad that it's just terrible. I mean, you know how they used to say there should be a license to have a baby? Well, as far-fetched as that sounds, I really think that, if the parents aren't going to stick together, they shouldn't make that kind of commitment to life. I watch some of these shows from over in Africa, and you've got starving women with six kids. Well, how about, you know, put a plug in it? It's like, you shouldn't be having children if you can't feed them.

Now obviously Mustaine is being a little tongue-in-cheek here, but of all the asinine things he has said the last few weeks, this would be the least crazy. People should not have babies if they are not willing to commit to raising them. On the other hand, the reason these women in Africa are having so many children is because of the contraceptive mis-education brought on by their religion, Christianity, which just so happens to be the same one that Mustaine himself follows.

In related news, somebody created a quiz: Who said it, Rick Santorum or Dave Mustaine?. I got six right, how about you?

  • Kapsberger

    I'm starting to think that, much like Metallica, Dave is trying to retroactively destroy my enjoyment of his back catalog.

  • ungodlywarlock

    When you read your article, it's easy to see the point you are making. But your headline is pretty sensationalistic.

    Yeah, Dave is really being a d-bag lately. But this isn't really news
    His comment is loaded with hypocrisy (because of his religion…imagine that!), but he's also right (this time…can't believe I am saying that). People shouldn't have kids unless they can afford it.

    So where do you get this headline? Come on, don't be Blabbermouth.

    • RobInjection

      The headline was a bit of a joke.

      • ungodlywarlock

        I feel ya, I liked the article and you are right. Just saying. ;)

    • Three Dee

      I think it's pretty clear he got the headline from when Dave Mustaine said, " I watch some of these shows from over in Africa, and you've got starving women with six kids. Well, how about, you know, put a plug in it?"

      What did you think he was talking about putting a plug in? The wall socket?

      Also, it's true people shouldn't have kids unless they can afford it, but the reasons they do it aren't only because they are immoral, horny idiots who can't close their legs and stop having sex. That's the Santorum/Mustaine view of the world, but in reality cultural differences aren't always that easy to understand. Especially in Africa, which he decided to pick on, in a lot of places people are encouraged culturally (and religiously) to have lots of kids and never use contraception.

      If he wants to be an activist, why doesn't he take on the Pope who thinks condoms are worse than AIDS and starvation, instead of lashing out at dirt-poor starving women? The answer is because he doesn't know shit about the issues, he is a rich jaded rock star who is bored and decided in his spare time he has in his mansion, he wants to be Rush Limbaugh.

      • Zethus

        Fucking eh! Very well said dude!

        If I also recall, some areas in Africa (mostly small tribes and the like) actually consider it a sin to use any form of protection as sex is suppose to be the act of procreating and not for amusement.

  • MetalMatt

    I got 7/10! 2,3 and 7 wrong. ah well. I think I will have to start consciously separating the man from the music in Megadeth's case. While MegaDave is nowhere near Varg, I might have to start turning a blind eye to his personal life to enjoy the band. Being a born again Christian was bad enough!

  • Lib3

    Yeah… I would like to know if Dave is pro vasectomy too. What about a better sexual education for these people without religious intervention? Without superstition and attached to scientific information. I don't know if he's been asked with these kind of questions for polemic purposes only.

  • drayson

    who fuckin cares anyway. as far as i am concerned dave can say whatever the hell he wants. he is dave fucking mustaine and you are not.

    • Mothmonsterman

      And he is a cunt.

  • necrosatanico

    I just took the quiz and I got an 100% :)

  • dethmetaljay654

    He's insane in the Mustaine. (Ba dum tiss) I sware as he gets older his mind slips a shit ton and he just has to vocalize it.

  • Murderface498

    These past couple articles I have kindly explained some of what he is saying while still being neutral to the topic not favoring his view or the other. However for this… it's just fucking funny lmao.

  • joshg253

    I got 5/10.

  • Ryanopuffs

    Instead of "Mustaine Mania" you should call it "Mustanie-ia"

  • metalmike666

    Mustaine needs to take the plug out of his ass and stick it in his mouth.

  • uterusofpain

    Oh yeah because they have so many birth control options with their amazing universal healthcare. Fucktard.

  • http://twitter.com/DiscordantFlesh Silent Agony

    When he dies of TSS he can comment on inserting things up womens vaginas that arent supposed to be there.