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15 Worst Responses To Revealing You Are A Metalhead

Posted by on May 29, 2015 at 1:02 pm

You know the feeling. You meet somebody new, whether it be on a date or a social function and they ask the question: "so, what music do you listen to?" And you dread responding because you know what's going to happen. After polling a number of metalhads, here are the 15 worst type of responses when telling somebody you are a metalhead:

 


 

Isn’t that the devil’s music?

eyeroll

 


 

…but you seem so nice and showered.

Loki eyeroll

 


 

Why are the singers so angry all the time?

the rock eyeroll

 


 

Do you even understand what they’re saying?

Frankenstein eyeroll

 


 

Oh, I love heavy metal too. My favorite band is Senses Fail.

disgusted

 


 

Really? You don’t look like a metalhead at all.

please

 


 

Aren’t you too old to be listening to heavy metal?

larry bird eyeroll

 


 

Doesn’t that music just give you a headache?

wonka eyeroll

 


 

Does that mean you worship Satan?

oh my god

 


 

Are you depressed?

okay

 


 

You know that’s not real music, right?

Mr T Eyeroll

 


 

Is that why you wear all black?

Varg smile

 


 

Is that one of those shows where everybody stands around punches each other?

iron man eyeroll

 


 

I had that phase too when I was younger, Korn and Linkin Park were my jam.

head hurts

 


 

Oh, I just got into this one metal band…what were they called? Metallica! Have you heard of them?

mind blown

 


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Related: What Kind of Metalhead Are You?

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