Metal Injection

As the days pass since news broke that OZZY is over Zakk, the king of the pinch harmonic has been acting more and more like a jealous ex-girlfriend. First he said, he didn't hear anything, then he said things were fine, now Zakk is pissed! The Jersey native called into a Eugene, OR radio station and was asked about the situationn and first started out complimentary of Ozzy but then slowly but surely, we see his true feelings creep out and he ends the bit cursing out Ozzy. This is comedy gold.

The fine folks at Metal Insider grabbed the audio (so of course, we stole it). Check out the full audio below, but if you're too lazy, an excerpt is transcribed after the jump (although you need to hear his voice for the full effect)….

“I’ve gotta be honest with you. The boss [Ozzy] hasn’t even given me a phone call, so I mean… I’m just like… I don’t know what’s going on over there. Are we doing this thing or are we not doing it? When I keep getting asked these questions, I go, ‘Call the boss. When he tells you, then he can call me back.’ I mean, it’s just like… I love you, man. Whatever you want, that’s cool. But if we’re doing this, let’s do it, and let’s whoop some ass. But if you don’t wanna do it, then just give me a heads-up. Call me, man. Tell me what the hell’s going on. I don’t know what the hell’s going on over there. We’re working on the new record, we’ll be back in September, we’ll work on finishing the record. And then we’re supposed to do the tour. I mean, it’s like, dude, you don’t wanna play with me anymore? Fine. Play with whoever the hell you wanna play with. I couldn’t give a rat’s ass. Like I’m gonna get all jealous or whatever. But you know what?! Man up and give me a phone call and tell me what the hell’s going on. You finished with me? Cool. I mean, it’s just like… Everything’s sounding like Black Label? I guess everything sounded like Black Label when I first started with you, when I was 19. It was still the same guy; I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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