Come my lady, come, come, my lady, Crazytown is back, like sugar baby.
I don't know how their publicist got my email, but IT'S OFFICIAL, THE MOST ANTICIPATED REUNION OF OUR TIME IS HAPPENING… CRAZYTOWN IS COMING BACK!!!!1!!1!
No reason is given for the reunion, maybe Shifty Shellshock needs more coke. Either way, here is this hilarious press release in full:
CRAZYTOWN RETURNS
PLATINUM RECORDING ARTISTS CRAZYTOWN POST TEASER FOR NEW SINGLE FROM 'THE BRIMSTONE SLUGGERS'After a 10 year hiatus, platinum recording artists CRAZYTOWN (Bret "Epic" Mazur and Seth "Shifty" Binzer) have revealed via a video teaser on their Facebook page that they are returning with new music.
I know what you're thinking, BUT WHAT DOES THIS TEASER SOUND LIKE?! That's what we're here for:
HOW EXCITING!!!
