KISS' Gene Simmons Said He Would Totally Make Love To LINKIN PARK's Chester Bennington (In Prison)
- Posted by RobInjection on December 14, 2012
While we don't usually post about Linkin Park, a recent interview with Chester Bennington was so strange, we had to write about it. The topic of meeting Gene Simmons came up and Bennington revealed this story:
“So the first time I met Gene Simmons, I was like ‘Whoa, that’s Gene Simmons. He’s like right here.’ So I went over and introduced myself. He grabs me by the shoulders, and he says, ‘You are a powerful and talented young man.’ He’s staring at me in my eyes and says, ‘If we were in prison, I would make love to you.’ I was like, ‘Oh.’”
Fellow vocalist Mike Shinoda added that Simmons' wife, Shannon Tweed added "He would. He will make love to you.”
What. The. Fuck.
Can anybody explain this? Does Gene have an affinity for effeminate men (if he were in prison). If any sodomy were to go down, we hope that Gene would at least use one of his KISS-branded condoms to avoid STIs.