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Metal Injection's SUMMER SLAUGHTER 2009 Ticket Giveaway – A Winner For Each Location!

Posted on May 28th, 2009

It's that time again. You know the deal. Metal Injection sponsors an awesome tour, we get tickets to each stop of the tour, we pass those tickets along to our loyal junkies. This is your chance people! We are giving away a pair of tickets to each stop of the "most extreme tour of the Summer." And, look at those logos! Those are some extreme bands. How do you enter to win? It's simple. Look at the tour dates (after the jump) copy and paste the line with the date and location of the show you want to go to and then include one sentence on why you should win. The funniest responses will win! Anybody can enter. So hurry up! Contest ends before the first stop of the tour. Here are the dates:

6/05 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
6/06 – Richmond, VA @ The National
6/07 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA
6/08 – Hartford, CT @ Webster Theater
6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend
6/12 – Louisville, KY @ Headliners
6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
6/14 – St. Petersburg (Tampa), FL @ Jannus Landing
6/15 – Jacksonville, FL @ Plush
6/16 – Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone
6/17 – New Orleans, LA @ The Hangar[*]
6/18 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night One)
6/19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz Outdoors
6/20 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night Two)
6/21 – Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
6/22 – Lubbock, TX @ Lonestar Events Center[*]
6/23 – Denver, CO @ Gothic Theatre
6/24 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theatre
6/26 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre
6/27 – San Diego, CA @ Soma
6/28 – Anaheim, CA @ The Grove
6/29 – Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
6/30 – Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues
7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom
7/02 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
7/03 – Seattle, WA @ King Cat Theater
7/04 – Vancouver, BC @ TBA
7/06 – Calgary, AB @ The Whiskey
7/07 – Spokane, WA @ The Knitting Factory
7/09 – Minneapolis, MN @ First Ave
7/10 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
7/11 – Birch Run, MI @ DirtFest
7/12 – Cleveland, OH @ Phantasy Concert Club
7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
7/14 – Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's
7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
7/16 – Montreal, QC @ Medley
7/17 – Albany, NY @ Northern Lights
7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

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Comments (160)


  1. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 2:06 pm flesheater says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    I want to fuck the chick in winds of plague


  2. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm mrsaucytrousers says:

    7/12 – Cleveland, OH @ Phantasy Concert Club

    I want my pants to be gently coaxed off by the smooth rhythms of all the bands making my genitals erupt into a euphoric state of being.


  3. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm subsonic_d1sc0rd says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    I want to see if this girl I know who had an abortion is going to be there for Dying Fetus.


  4. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm holmes12 says:

    7/10 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

    Avast! Ye should give me and me crew the tickets afore I keel haul ye! Yar, wheres me rum?


  5. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 2:52 pm CrimsonEdge6 says:

    7/17 – Albany, NY @ Northern Lights

    It's been my life dream to see Suffocation(plus a few others on the list) live! Plus there isn't one shitty band on the whole list!


  6. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 2:52 pm darktranquillity1354 says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    i want to be able to give kez in BOO his black lipstick, then everyone will know that his body is real


  7. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm Pastry1357 says:

    6/26 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre

    Because I would sure have a swell and dandy time indeed!


  8. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:09 pm DistrictCyanide says:

    NYC has two dates, I have two hands, you have two nipples. You do the math. ;)


  9. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:29 pm mat 666 says:

    7/03 – Seattle, WA @ King Cat Theater

    i sprained both of my wrists and have stitches in my face and i really want to see necrophagist


  10. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:34 pm keepitwolfson says:

    6/21 – Dallas, TX @ House of Blues

    hook it up so i have more money to spend on chron to blaze with Decrepit Birth. by saving me money youll be helping getting bands stoned
    Metal Injection makes me wet i <3 you guys


  11. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm ShaneTheImpregnator says:

    6/18 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night One)

    I should win because i am fucking corny enough to share this horrible joke with you:

    "Last night the energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery."

    Oh, and becuase I AM THE IMPREGNATOR.


  12. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm loganarchy says:

    6/13 Atlanta, Ga @ Masquerade

    I should win because it's my birthday today (no, really, it is- plus I eat babies and only cool cats can do that).


  13. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:37 pm spedoman9090 says:

    6/23 – Denver, CO @ Gothic Theatre
    i just fucked a dirty girl without protection and the thought of having a bastard child with a dirty cunt whore haunts me and i believe that having tickets to dying fetus will bring me good karma.


  14. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:45 pm Blaze1_420 says:

    6/24 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theatre

    its a sick line up. its fuken sexy. N i REALLYYYY wanna check out all the badass bands that b goin 2 diz shit so help a nigga out N hook it up =)

    I'll blaze u guyz if i win =) 4 shO!
    "!"BLAZE 1"!"MOTHAFUKAZZZZZ


  15. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:50 pm BellaBloodlust says:

    I hunger for the best multiple orgasms… which can only be attained by straddling a speaker during Winds of Mutha-Fuckin' Plague. Bring the double bass… & bring it HARD!


  16. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:52 pm BellaBloodlust says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom


  17. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:53 pm toathis says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues

    Because my girlfriend needs to understand the sophistication and intricacy of metal, that it is not just loud noise. The only way is to see it LIVE, IN THE FLESH!


  18. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 3:54 pm GR1NG)_SU4V3 says:

    6/24 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theatre

    I heard that Muhammed Suiçmez was actually a gentle lover, and I want to see if that's true and have a sweeping bromance with him.


  19. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 4:28 pm dbins says:

    7/07 Spokane, WA

    So I can watch all the scene kids who dance for Winds of Plague spontaneously combust when Dying Fetus and Necrophagist play.


  20. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 4:40 pm 1xiii3 says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend

    cause its the first time that it will be in my state…. and so i can show the scene fuckers how to mosh and how to do the wind mill with ur hair…. fuck yes METAL….


  21. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 4:40 pm sp_lit7 says:

    6/12 – Louisville, KY @ Headliners

    i have long hair and a beard, and therefore am probably more metal than any other who requesteth this show


  22. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 4:48 pm Vince says:

    6/16 – Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone

    I will make sweet sweet love to you for this. Make you call me papi!


  23. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 4:57 pm thefadedrhein says:

    6/05 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar

    "I am the Necrophagist; son Born Of Osiris! I have stood Beneath The Massacre and felt the Winds Of Plague blow strong from their Origin. In my Darkest Hour, I waited until After The Burial and ripped the Dying Fetus from the Decrepit Birth in the coffin. However I was caught and punished to death by Suffocation!"

    oh and ever since I saw this line up I've had mad wood, give me a set of those tickets n I could finish it off real good in a Bmore hood!


  24. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:08 pm LiE_iN_SiLeNcE says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    I still get hard everytime i see this…….no seriously i really do


  25. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:14 pm Ghost Of Sparta says:

    7/11 – Birch Run, MI @ DirtFest

    The awesomeness of Suffocation and Dying Fetus on the same bill is enough to make one's bowels implode. I have been constipated lately, so I need this…


  26. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:17 pm Scum Elite says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    porche el gatto es el diablo.


  27. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:22 pm orb2030 says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    With the Mayhem Festival cancelled in Toronto this is my only chance for a br00tal day of heavy metal this summer. Please hook-it-up!!!!


  28. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:35 pm thetompkins says:

    7/14 – Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's

    Two weeks after this show, I leave for college, in Florida, where I won't be able to go to any concert because I'll be spending all my money on not dying of starvation.


  29. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:35 pm ilikemusic says:

    6/07 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA
    because my heart is still broken from when obscura canceled there show


  30. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:38 pm thetompkins says:

    Also, on a side note, my posts are always articulated, never abbreviated, and are the only posts with Drinkability.


  31. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 5:43 pm bassmasta says:

    6/24 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theatre

    Because there has to be at least one white kid at a metal show in New Mexico.


  32. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 6:43 pm dave texas says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues

    because i really want to take a dumpy metalhead lady home for a night of High Life and sweet sweet lovemaking!


  33. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 6:54 pm bleeding_out_the_eyes_91 says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend

    Because I am too fucking cheap to buy them online….


  34. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 8:23 pm Grinfucked says:

    Jun 6/05 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar:
    I came in my pants when I saw this lineup, give me these tickets and the next load might be yours ; ) LOL being out of work sucks GIVE ME THESE TICKETS


  35. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 8:49 pm AngryCrotch says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    By getting these tickets for free, I will have enough money to take my dear sweet Noa on the date of her life to Papaya's Hot Dog because we all know Noa loves the long juice dog in her buns. ; )


  36. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 8:55 pm Travusto says:

    6/29 – Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues

    I deserve to go because:
    After the burial i will blackguard the dying fetus that is placed beneath the massacre by bearing the sword of the eater of dead from the suffocating winds of plague that are born decrepitly from osiris originating during the darkest hour.


  37. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 8:56 pm Andy15m374l says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend

    Chocolate chip chicken noodle waffle nuggets with banana nut guacamole mustard on top.


  38. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 8:58 pm Knixx says:

    7/03 – Seattle, WA @ King Cat Theater

    It's fucking Seattle, in the midst of the wiggers and indie kids, it would be nice to to associate with some metal fans. Possibly rip out a vertebra or two as well.


  39. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 9:17 pm legion_1349 says:

    7/09 – Minneapolis, MN @ First Ave

    never been to a death metal show yet, but ive been to every other kind of metal show


  40. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 9:37 pm Phobia666Metalhead says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    i wanna see some brutality


  41. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 9:44 pm anotherwhitemeat says:

    7/10 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

    I've gotta see Dying Fetus and Decrepit Birth to find out if my band Decaying Placenta is any good.


  42. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 10:18 pm Alkahest says:

    6/12 – Louisville, KY @ Headliners

    Because I'm sure Metal Injection would love to be responsible for someone who has never been to a death metal concert in his life to get his ass handed to him in that pit.


  43. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 10:18 pm jumpmanhat says:

    7/04 – Vancouver, BC @ TBA
    although I messaged you guys my address quickly, i didnt receive my last prize…
    but, I dont mind because MI has been a part of my life for years now, and i especially wouldnt mind if you guys hooked me up for real this time, THANKS!


  44. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 10:19 pm bonerkill666 says:

    6/23 – Denver, CO @ Gothic Theatre
    I wana rub my MIngin ass Pits all over the Mosh and I wana Headbang WIth Dying Fucking Fetus and lose My Ears to the BRUTAL! Drums of MIKE SMITH Haha!


  45. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 10:23 pm jumpmanhat says:

    and I just realized its the day after my birthday O_O
    first day ill be going to a 19+ legally…


  46. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 10:32 pm petecc says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    I should win because I will get a massive erection, but because my penis is so big, I will lose blood flow to everywhere else in my body and look like a California Raisin attached to a fire hydrant.


  47. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 11:09 pm Set Abominae says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    Cause At Summer Slam!! The Hulkamanics will be runnin wild brother! , AND WE'RE COMMIN FOR YOU SARGENT SLAUGHTER!!!!!


  48. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 11:17 pm bowelmovement says:

    6/28 – Anaheim, CA @ The Grove

    The reason I deserve these tickets is because after Im done slaughtering the pit Im gonna go home and slaughter the shit out of my girlfriend


  49. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 11:49 pm OneLastMartini says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    I refuse to go to rehab, so as an act of defiance, I'm gonna go get injected…


  50. 's Avatar May 21st, 2009 at 11:52 pm iwotpnj says:

    6/07 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA

    i deserve tickets because i will let the entire metal injection crew fuck me in the ass… all at once
    3 <===8


  51. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 12:45 am Meshuggah89 says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    because it looks like i'm the only one who wants to go to this one!


  52. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 1:48 am TheToasterFairy says:

    6/08 – Hartford, CT @ Webster Theater

    Because I'm a broke chick who wants to see Suffocation without driving out of state for once.


  53. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 3:07 am Discreeto says:

    7/02 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater

    Because I want Frank Mullen to molest my existence…


  54. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 3:08 am ArmenianFuck says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom

    cause most people posting on here are trying too hard.. and that's just not metal at all


  55. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 am DethByAudio says:

    7/11 – Birch Run, MI @ DirtFest

    i would vomit blood to see Necrophgist, Winds of Plague, Suffocation, and Darkest Hour in the same day.

    and im suprised to see Ensiferum on this tour, o thought they were more pagan fest.


  56. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 am TXMetal1134 says:

    6/19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz Outdoors

    I want to be there to make all the little scene kids stay for necrophagists by giving them an alaskan pipeline…

    What's an Alaskan Pipeline you ask?

    Take a shit, put it in a condom, freeze it, and then fuck someone in their ass with it.

    Good opprotunity to jam some fucking metal!


  57. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 am judasgoat says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    I should win because I didn't make a lame post about how I'm broke, smoking weed with the bands, being more metal than people, about cumming in my pants or anything else that retards think is funny.


  58. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 am Cisco says:

    6/19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz Outdoors

    Because I am not a douche bag.


  59. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 11:45 am finfan6384 says:

    6/08 – Hartford, CT @ Webster Theater

    I wanna find alex trebek, a green grizzly bear, 5 hot dogs, and a muffin and have an orgy


  60. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 11:47 am weirdgator says:

    6/16 – Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone

    Free tickets= more money to spend on a party back at my house 4 all the bands after. I mostly wanna see the guys from Ensiferum get fucked up cause people from finland get fucking crazy, and i wanna see Frank Mullen from Suffocation get in a drunken rage fight cause he is a crazy big motherfucker.


  61. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 am Karatekd407 says:

    6/14 – St. Petersburg (Tampa), FL @ Jannus Landing

    If I got free tickets, I would bring my friend to his first death metal concert and show him what the definition of brutality is!!!!


  62. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm DarkRuler21 says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    One word why i should get the tickets…..supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


  63. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 1:16 pm rellek666 says:

    7/09 – Minneapolis, MN @ First Ave

    because i want to lose my hearing at one of the brutalists fucking metal shows of the year.


  64. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 1:16 pm Avoid The Light says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    Because I look way too preppy to be at a metal show.


  65. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm blindchaos says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
    because ENSIFERUM, DYING FETUS, NECROPHAGIST, and SUFFOCATION all on the same show this is going to be intense, besides last years was just fucking amazing


  66. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm mc_lovin81 says:

    because i lost my leg in iraq and i'm the only motherfucker from jacksonville to post yet!


  67. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm divebomb1025 says:

    6/30 – Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues

    I want to have Muhammad cream in my face with some Offal Discharge… for free.


  68. 's Avatar May 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 pm eeyoreson says:

    6/28 – Anaheim, CA @ The Grove

    I flew from Rose Bud, Arkansas to see this exact show, need I say more?


  69. 's Avatar May 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 am Gunface138 says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues

    I need to go because i got sick and couldnt go last year. But more importantly, because Kristen Randall is so cute I just want to cut her face off and wear it.


  70. 's Avatar May 23rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm satanicsantoku says:

    7/02 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater

    winds of plague is a fucking atrocity against good taste, but suffo always shreds live… the other half of the ticket ain't so bad…. in reality, i just want to heckle me some talentless wiggers


  71. 's Avatar May 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am seanman122 says:

    7/03 – Seattle, WA @ King Cat Theater

    I have Tickets for Mayhem and Blackendfest and im broke

    also i turned 14 and want to break something in a suffocation pit


  72. 's Avatar May 24th, 2009 at 8:55 pm Laurad00d says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    I will simultaneously com bust if I don't get get to see Winds Of Plague, They are by far my favorite band. And I'll walk there if I have too.


  73. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 1:00 am MurderTrainAComin says:

    6/21 – Dallas, TX @ House of Blues

    Missed this tour last year, just dropped all the cash to fix the car up and tuition. Hook a brotha up Rob, come on!!


  74. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 2:29 am The Calamity says:

    6/29 – Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues

    Man the last time i gave a cop a donut he said ohhhhh sprinkles!!!!!!!!!


  75. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 9:10 am Agentassmonkey18 says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    cause i heard your farts smell like my farts


  76. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 1:16 pm jhori says:

    6/26 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre

    I'll Rape them out of you if you dont give them to me!!!!!!!!!!


  77. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 4:12 pm AceFrehley67 says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues

    I MUST go to Summer Slaughter so that my wee-wee will grow past 2 inches! Help me out!


  78. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 6:28 pm ringofedwin says:

    7/20-New York @ Irving Plaza

    I need to go this show because if not I WILL CUT MY DICK OFF PUT IT MY ASS AND EAR


  79. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 7:32 pm jsimms52 says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    Because I just came to Christina Aguilera's video for Dirty for the 3rd time today. I really need to get the hell out of my house for a day….


  80. 's Avatar May 25th, 2009 at 7:47 pm Jackson4life says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend

    because im a fucking midget who gets in the mosh pits, and i want to se necrophagist and score some fucking chicks, and get punched in the fucking mouth

    did i mention im a midget


  81. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 2:30 am pokesmot says:

    6/08 – Hartford, CT @ Webster Theater

    I wanna get wood while listening to the techy goodness of Necrophagist live


  82. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 4:15 am munkysauce13 says:

    6/30 – Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues

    At the last suffocation show one of my friends tried to go up on stage during their set and Frank Mullen accidentally karate chopped the shit out of his head which gave him amnesia and the doctor said that only another series of mullen chops to the head can snap him out of it.
    he has my necrophagist jacket somewhere too and he doesnt remember where. so yaa… kinda urgent


  83. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 5:50 am bleeding_out_the_eyes_91 says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend
    Chris here, ROB I need these tickets, fuck the other NC bitches. I don't ever win shit!


  84. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 8:55 am jesusfuckingchrist says:

    6/07 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA

    Because I got empty pockets, but a big heart….

    sorry that's the best I could come up with.


  85. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 10:32 am Spwee1494 says:

    6/05 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar

    My dad said i cant go unless i get tickets myself
    My dad hates heavy metal and is in his late 40's
    He's a big 6'10" guy about 300 something pounds
    I'd love to see him try to throwdown in the pit XD
    Id love to go a decent metal concert for a change…


  86. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 11:27 am The Fatal Hour says:

    7/17 – Albany, NY @ Northern Lights

    I want to give Kristen Randall AIDS


  87. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm Atavachron22 says:

    6/18 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night One)

    I'm a bum.
    I seriously have eighty cents to my name.


  88. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 3:58 pm neonwa says:

    7/07 – Spokane, WA @ The Knitting Factory

    because i want my summer to be slaughtered with metal!!!


  89. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 7:37 pm themostoriginal says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    Because I have only seen about 1-2 metal shows this year :(
    I even missed MDF :( :( :( :(


  90. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 7:40 pm NinetyNineGhosts says:

    6/17 – New Orleans, LA @ The Hangar[*]

    The asterisk means the show will be way less awesome if i'm not there…


  91. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 9:32 pm Manny tx says:

    6/22 – Lubbock, TX @ Lonestar Events Center[*]

    so i can say i got my fix thru Metal Injection at the show!!


  92. 's Avatar May 26th, 2009 at 10:18 pm theLSDraptor says:

    6/07 – Philadelphia, PA@ the TLA

    During the DARKEST HOUR of June the 7th, a demon-whore will give a DECREPIT BIRTH to a DYING FETUS. Once the fetus succumbs to SUFFOCATION, a NECROPHAGIST will consume the corpse to inherit the eternal power of the BLACKGUARD. This will be the ORIGIN of the coming war between the corpse eater and those BORN OF OSIRIS. The battle will be bloody, but from BENEATH THE MASSACRE a single ENSIFERUM will arise and sacrifice himself to defeat corpse eater. AFTER THE BURIAL of the hero the world may once again live in relative peace… Until Summer Slaughter '10.

    This was the most metal fucking bed time story you've ever heard so like the homeless dudes in Philly who demand money after the tell you retarded jokes you never wanted to hear, I demand tickets.


  93. 's Avatar May 27th, 2009 at 12:30 am ragd8389 says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    If I don't repeat the trend of seeing Darkest Hour as I have the past 2 summers, THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE AND CREED WILL BECOME IMMORTAL GODS WHO WILL SLAY ALL OTHER FORMS OF MUSICIANS TILL ONLY THEY REMAIN; if this happens, THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!


  94. 's Avatar May 27th, 2009 at 7:49 am sandedfaceless says:

    6/05 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar

    I need to go because, by living in Baltimore, being a metalhead, and not attending MD Death Fest last weekend, my street credibility is hurting worse than Tabasco sauce on a prison bitch's bunghole.


  95. 's Avatar May 27th, 2009 at 9:40 am a7xshredda says:

    7/14 San Francisco,CA @ Grand Ballroom

    because the guy saying people are trying to hard is just saying that because he has no reason to win these tickets. i need to see muhammad live and i've never been to a death metal show, only metalcore.


  96. 's Avatar May 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm NocturnalBl00dMountainlol says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    I really wanna see ensiferum and blackguard…but first things first… i hear you have a fat cock, i too have a fat cock. maybe we can get together some time and rub our fat cocks together in some oil…2 fat cocks…oil…think about.


  97. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 9:13 am thrash121 says:

    6/17 – New Orleans, LA @ The Hangar

    This lineup is more metal than Stephen Hawing's wheelchair. I NEED to be there to kick dead babies and most to Suffocation, get a brain cramp attempting to comprehend Darkest Hour, eye rape Winds of Plague's keyboardist, repeatedly nut in my pants before the gods that are Dying Fetus, club baby seals to Born of Osiris, have my head explode from sheer amazement during Origin, praise Canada for giving us Beneath the Massacre, go more ape shit than a roid raging Danny Bonaduce during After the Burial, and rape and pillage nearby villages during Blackguard. And just like these here United States, I am in an economic depression (AKA brokeasthefuck). Yea, it's one word.

    Peace out.


  98. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 11:48 am deathslaytanic says:

    6/26 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre

    Cause im fucking metal!!!


  99. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 12:22 pm unvme says:

    7/14 – Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's

    because i haven't been able to get it up in years, i clearly need this


  100. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 12:25 pm tteotd89 says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend

    I haven't had sex in over a month, so the moment that necrophagist graces the stage, I know I will be shooting in my pants….

    and that is why i deserve the ticket


  101. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 6:39 pm lIllIlllIII says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom

    Because I touch myself at night.


  102. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 7:40 pm Name Not Applicable says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    Because I was taking a shit at the Cynic concert there and I missed the bowl, and I really need to apologize to the staff.


  103. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 7:53 pm FlameIbrah says:

    6/16 – Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone
    because niggas need necrophagist too.


  104. 's Avatar May 28th, 2009 at 9:41 pm dimmu666 says:

    6/12-Louisville, KY @ Headliners

    because the chick from winds of plague needs to experience my plague, my orgasm plague. Plus I've missed all the other times dying fetus has come to town.


  105. 's Avatar May 29th, 2009 at 2:13 am Atavachron22 says:

    "6/18 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night One)

    I'm a bum.
    I seriously have eighty cents to my name."

    I actually meant:
    6/20 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night Two)

    .


  106. 's Avatar May 29th, 2009 at 2:41 pm Kathrynitis says:

    6/30 – Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues

    I would like to have these tickets because my husband needs to be shown once and for all that the shit punk music he listens to can not and should not ever be described as "hardcore".


  107. 's Avatar May 29th, 2009 at 3:16 pm Cadotravers says:

    San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit (Night Two)

    I wanna watch a good Metal Show


  108. 's Avatar May 29th, 2009 at 4:33 pm munkeybanana says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    Because it sucks when you live in New Hampsire and you love metal, fuck I doubt anyone else is even going to this show.


  109. 's Avatar May 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm OpaqueClarity says:

    6/06 – Richmond, VA @ The National

    I'm the reason Muhammed wrote Fermented Offal Discharge. Seriously. It was gross.


  110. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 12:23 am bib drummer says:

    I need to do a flying front flip on to the stage during Necrophagist, hand Muhammed my demo and tell him it is our destiny to ride napalm spewing falcons over the devastated planets we have conquered


  111. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 12:24 am bib drummer says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound

    I need to do a flying front flip on to the stage during Necrophagist, hand Muhammed my demo and tell him it is our destiny to ride napalm spewing falcons over the devastated planets we have conquered


  112. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 8:39 am dartheyeball says:

    because someone shit in my pants..


  113. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 8:39 am dartheyeball says:

    6/24 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theatre


  114. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 2:39 pm Malacoda says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom

    My friend, who is gay, has promised to come with me if I pay for him and wear either a "Legalize Gay" T-shirt or one that says "Save a Wave, Ride a Surfer". It will be hilarious.


  115. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 4:00 pm Necrosis says:

    6/15 – Jacksonville, FL @ Plush

    Because I really, really, really want to fuck Muhummad's sister ;-(


  116. 's Avatar May 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm Swimmingthrucorpses says:

    7/07 – Spokane, WA @ The Knitting Factory

    Because I'm way more metal then you are!!!


  117. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 2:10 pm ttufan09 says:

    6/19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz Outdoors

    I can't think of a comment that will get a Nec – ROFL – gist. Lame, I know.


  118. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 6:53 pm neb777 says:

    7/16 – Montreal, QC @ Medley

    My girlfriend is so metal she's a cyborg! and if i don't take her to this show, she will zap my bits of with her lazers! Then cut me into small peices mail parts of me to each band member! the bands might like that… but i wouldn't.

    so just let me take her to the show! :)


  119. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 7:01 pm kamala says:

    I upper decked the Marriott hotel hard.

    6/27 – San Diego, CA @ Soma


  120. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 7:59 pm iamgodofdeath says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    If I am not chosen for these tickets, then i suppose i wll be forced to teabag everyone at metal injection with my 25lbs eliphantitis balls!


  121. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 8:12 pm ravenfaust says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
    I think im superman when im drunk and decided to fly into a for sale sign and man it whooped my ass. Got stiches for that one.. Smart eh? lol


  122. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 8:28 pm forevermetal says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    i want to get away from my girlfriend for just one day.
    even if i pick up the phone, i won't be able to hear her.
    i love her, but it's metal.

    let me get away, just for one day.

    please?


  123. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 8:30 pm Honeynutzz says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    I'll wear my Suicide Silence shirt and piss of all the tr00 kiddies.


  124. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 8:40 pm forevermetal says:

    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    because i was stupid and posted more than one sentence in my first response and jesus loves me!


  125. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 8:41 pm metalMikeJones says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    I deserve to go because my name is legit Mike Jones! Who!? and because I will have a lump sum of maryjane that needs to smoked, no joke, seriously


  126. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 9:17 pm stm609 says:

    6/07 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA
    Cuz I have a better beard than jesus!


  127. 's Avatar May 31st, 2009 at 10:55 pm keefe says:

    6/13 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

    Huh? who says your mama shit in my birthday cake?!?! I'll shit in your breakfast, SON!!!


  128. 's Avatar June 1st, 2009 at 1:48 am CharybdusRage says:

    6/30 – Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues

    Because I sat through the entirety of a movie titled "Sharks in Venice" which is about Sharks that are in Venice.


  129. 's Avatar June 1st, 2009 at 3:08 am berzerquette says:

    6/23 – Denver, CO @ Gothic Theatre

    Help this old metal-head pull some young ass!


  130. 's Avatar June 1st, 2009 at 3:41 am Cry21 says:

    7/07 – Spokane, WA @ The Knitting Factory

    Because I want my face melted off from a kick ass guitar solo like the guy on the flyer!!!


  131. 's Avatar June 1st, 2009 at 3:38 pm therealmetalmatt says:

    7/11 – Birch Run, MI @ DirtFest

    Dude, I just wanna get some action while I'm at a metal show (I'm looking at you chicks in Winds of Plague and Blackguard)


  132. 's Avatar June 1st, 2009 at 4:57 pm talkingcorpse says:

    6/05 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
    i will reign supreme over your hatchet face


  133. 's Avatar June 1st, 2009 at 6:18 pm dstarz9 says:

    6/07 – Philadelphia, PA @ TLA

    Because I have no money and want to enjoy a night full of death metal.


  134. 's Avatar June 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 am XZ3R0 says:

    6/30 – Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues

    Because i listen to music. hurray music!


  135. 's Avatar June 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 am storm3445 says:

    Cleveland, OH @ Phantasy Concert Club

    cause i like pizza?


  136. 's Avatar June 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 am Jackson4life says:

    6/10 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos Southend

    because im a fucking midget who gets in the mosh pits, and i want to se necrophagist and score some fucking chicks, and get punched in the fucking mouth and punch a stupid fucking hardcore dancer, jump off the balcony, punch some more fucking hardcore pussy, and sacrifice a goat and sell my soul to satan

    did i mention im a midget


  137. 's Avatar June 2nd, 2009 at 5:09 pm fetalrape says:

    7/19 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
    7/20 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

    I was in my moms teal Ford Windstar listening to Necrophagist when i sneezed and farted at the same time. I farted so hard my rectum recessed from my bottom into my pants. My mother quickly pulled the car over and while barfing all over herself proceeded to neatly tuck my rectum back inside my body, What i thought was her ring was actually her wristwatch which tore my ass up…Necrophagist was playing the whole time.
    ..Necrophagist blew my ass out and made my mother fist me. You guys owe me these tickets.

    did i mention im not a midget?


  138. 's Avatar June 2nd, 2009 at 5:16 pm shee says:

    7/16 – Montreal, QC @ Medley

    Because I'm Friday the 13th's Jason (yes I live in Canada now, and no I'm not dead yet… (y'all know I always get back up)), and it's obvious I MUST attend any form of slaughtering event that goes on in my hood.. right… plus I listen to Pantera's Slaughter(ed) during the Summer.


  139. 's Avatar June 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm rice_burrito says:

    7/10 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

    why should i not, i'm a mexican/asian metal bitch who will eat yo baby, fuck for money and slam your mom, and if you don't i'll step on your neck, watch ou take your last breath,i'll cut your body up so they can't guess the cause of death, set the remains on fire, put it out with an ice pick, wait about a week the smoother your mom with my she-dick, for more reasons check out my music page:http://www.myspace.com/incognegrolikesyourmom


  140. 's Avatar June 3rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm necrophagist420 says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy

    i need to see necrophagist, 7 string guitars, 27 frets, thats crazy!!!!, i neeed to get drunk, and stoned as fuck and see this awesome lineup, metalinjection, you need to give me these tickets and my life will be complete
    stay metal


  141. 's Avatar June 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm labrynthianhorror says:

    6/28 – Anaheim, CA @ The Grove
    i have 9 hours of burritos and 12 hours of tacos
    that and ill hunt you down on my unicorn and murder your babies if i cant go..
    oh.. and KENYANS ;]


  142. 's Avatar June 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm Meshuggah420 says:

    7/15 – Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
    Necrophagist + 7 Strings = giant orgasm in my ear pussy. Metal injection, please give me these tickets to see necrophagist in Toronto. I've missed born of osiris twice and dying fetus 3 fucking times. I must see Homicidal Retribution live because it is the most metal song ever. Born of osiris will play new material that i have to hear, and Decrepit Birth is fucking Br00tal and the mosh will be unleashed upon Toronto. Beneath The Massacre, After the burial and Suffocation!!!!! what more can i say.


  143. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 12:44 pm MasterShredderx says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    I NEED TO SEE Muhammed Suiçmez shredding the shit out of a 27 fret 7 string. It will be the most godly sight imaginable. This may be my one chance to jump on stage and let him fuck me in the ass in the hope that he'll inject some of his Unholy skill into me!!!!!!!


  144. 's Avatar June 8th, 2009 at 3:02 am Selkies626 says:

    6/16 – Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone

    Just cause i got shit luck on these types of contest and i want to do it for the shits and giggles and that Muhammed Suiçmez Rape. Plus hey metalinjection is overall great.


  145. 's Avatar June 10th, 2009 at 6:05 pm Cisco says:

    6/19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz Outdoors

    Because since I have gotten married and now two children I haven't had a whole lotta me time lately and gosh darn it, I need some me time!


  146. 's Avatar June 13th, 2009 at 12:38 am coffin_feeder says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom

    here's the deal. i win two tickets to the show above. myself, and my girlfriend will ride our horses down VAN NESS to the grand ballroom before the show and arrive in full viking attire, ready to rock.
    i'm serious. i have connections with the city council.


  147. 's Avatar June 14th, 2009 at 11:06 am Metal_Militia says:

    6/19 – Houston, TX @ Java Jazz Outdoors

    I'd remove my entire female reproductive system to give to each band member.


  148. 's Avatar June 14th, 2009 at 10:22 pm kevingabe says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    Because when u live in mass, the gay state, u build up a lot of anger that u have to let loose. And i need to see my unholy savior Muhammed Suicmez shred his 7 string guitar. Also i need to teach Born of Osiris how to say worcester. ( no its not war-chest-er). and because I FUCKIN LOVE METAL


  149. 's Avatar June 17th, 2009 at 2:38 pm AndreaJR7 says:

    6/26 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre

    C'mon guys, my mom's gonna HIT me if I don't win :/ and I'm SICK of it!!!!!!!!!!


  150. 's Avatar June 19th, 2009 at 9:38 pm kn1ght0fcyd0n1a says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    i need to see this. since i have been listening to music, what ive been listening to and see has been getting more evil and more metal and going to see this would blow the head off of anything i've seen live, i really want to see necrophagist


  151. 's Avatar June 20th, 2009 at 11:49 pm Metal Loving Vampire says:

    7/09 – Minneapolis, MN @ First Ave

    Metal this delicious needs to be gobbled up by my inner demons that crave to slaughtered in a mosh pit!!!


  152. 's Avatar June 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm Motor666 says:

    7/04 – Vancouver, BC @ TBA

    So I can sacrifice a virgin before the show


  153. 's Avatar June 22nd, 2009 at 5:44 pm MetalliPaan says:

    6/26 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre

    because I'm horny and you'll be my horned!!!


  154. 's Avatar June 27th, 2009 at 4:30 am wumonkey23 says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
    im not gonna lie im going to be recovering from miserble surgeical pain, i f i won i would literley say fuck off to my insurance co….


  155. 's Avatar June 27th, 2009 at 4:31 am wumonkey23 says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
    i f i won i would literley say fuck off to my insurance co….


  156. 's Avatar June 28th, 2009 at 10:07 am MistressXylene says:

    7/13 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues

    Because I got thrown out of the casino for misuse of the crap table and lost all my money to buy the tickets.


  157. 's Avatar June 28th, 2009 at 4:23 pm Drsmoke666 says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom

    I should win because this concert of pure evil and death will spawn the rise of satan himself and all of his minions (including me) and then be able to overthrow all mankind with METALLLLLLLL!!!


  158. 's Avatar July 1st, 2009 at 12:44 pm carrion_fairy says:

    7/11 – Birch Run, MI @ DirtFest

    Because I'm FUCKING AMAZING.


  159. 's Avatar July 6th, 2009 at 1:09 am xnoelle25 says:

    7/01 – San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom

    maybe there I'll feel metal enough to wear red lipstick instead of black for once…


  160. 's Avatar July 14th, 2009 at 4:14 pm Nikolas says:

    7/18 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

    I want tickets because my girlfriend's abortion left me broke and I can't buy my own. =/

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