The METALLICA Monopoly Unboxing Video You Have(n't) Been Waiting For

I think I've made my feelings clear on this Metallica Monopoly game, but it turns out some of you were actually a little excited for it. One Venezuelan metalhead was so excited about the game, not only did he purchase it, but he created the above unboxing video to show all of you poors just what you're missing out on. Guess what? It's exactly like regular Monopoly, except with Metallica logos all over the place.