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The Gathering of The Juggalos – So Absurd I Almost Want To Attend

Posted on July 23rd, 2009
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No words can describe how unbelievable/awful/amazing the above infomercial is. Sugar Slam, call me! For more on this "Gathering" check out Vice's amazing exposé. This event, as Violent J puts it has "the feeling of family love… sort of what I imagine the feeling is like for Muslims when the visit Mecca"

- Rob

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Comments (19)


  1. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm scary_Mary says:

    Why is Gwar playing…WTF does every band playing that lame shit have retarded clown paint on…


  2. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm flesheater says:

    I like how it says "…bring a camper…" as if they forgot that all their fans are dirt poor white trash


  3. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm Set Abominae says:

    I hope Sabu does the world a service and kills a couple Juggalos while he is there.


  4. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm ShaneTheImpregnator says:

    Scarface! I think i have to go now. I love me some geto boyzzzzz!


  5. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm theLSDraptor says:

    "that's right, crrrazy helicopter rides too."
    "I'm scared of heights though"

    They may as well just call this thing the White Trash Woodstock


  6. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm jsc315 says:

    Wait what? I have no idea what i just watched.
    "Ninjas Juggling fire!" yes they are real ninjas for sure.


  7. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 5:38 pm freakbitch999 says:

    stupid fucking shit and trash music some one should fucking go up there and drop a bomb and kill those annoying fuck nuts


  8. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 pm h3llhammer says:

    There were no black people


  9. 's Avatar July 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm fearless sexy deven says:

    This broke my brain.


  10. 's Avatar July 24th, 2009 at 9:52 am ShaneTheImpregnator says:

    The only black people were ice cube and a couple homeless people out front.


  11. 's Avatar July 24th, 2009 at 6:36 pm neonwa says:

    Are you kidding me what the hell is this world coming to a kid with icp makeup and wearing a bathory shirt at 10:29


  12. 's Avatar July 25th, 2009 at 11:05 pm IamTheGodofF#@$ says:

    Wow! Carnaval rides! Dudes on stilts! Coolio! Vanilla Ice! I'm totally there! Pst! With the exception of Mushroomhead, Ice Cube, and Gwar this line up sucks A LOT of dick! And that dumb blonde bitch trying to talk street cracked me up! People are payin hundreds of dollars to go to this. WTF?!


  13. 's Avatar July 26th, 2009 at 9:14 pm heavymetalhobo says:

    anyone else notice the juggalo with the bathory shirt?


  14. 's Avatar July 27th, 2009 at 2:20 pm neonwa says:

    i did wrote the first comment haha.


  15. 's Avatar July 27th, 2009 at 11:53 pm inferno within says:

    how and y did metal injection put this shit on here.


  16. 's Avatar July 28th, 2009 at 5:20 pm Set Abominae says:

    @inferno
    so we can all laugh at it


  17. 's Avatar August 13th, 2009 at 9:46 am DistrictCyanide says:

    "and for all you hungry asses out there, yes we have food, and plenty of it all over that bitch!"

    hahahahahaha, what? WHAT!?!?


  18. 's Avatar December 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm jumpmanhat says:

    lol… seminars


  19. 's Avatar December 8th, 2009 at 6:52 pm WARBORN87 says:

    Not only did this waste 14 minutes of my terrible life but this has to be the dumbest shit i have ever heard. Trailer trash version of ozzfest or mayhem fest host bands that no one gives a fuck about. everything about this is pretty fucking retarded. I feel sorry for whatever police officers got put on duty to work this event. bunch of white guys trying to pretend to be black but they paint their face the same fucking way as everyone else. All of these people are a waste of life and an embarrasment to society.

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