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OZZY OSBOURNE Wants To Give You A Colonoscopy

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Of all the contests ever involving heavy metal musicians, this has got to be the strangest. Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are teaming up with CBS Cares to give one "lucky" fan a fiber-optic camera up the rectum. The first line of copy on the contest page reads "This is an actual sweepstakes inspired by rock legend Ozzy Osbourne's secret fantasy." Uh, great fantasy brah! One lucky winner will be flown to NY, get a stay in a fancy hotel and get rods shoved up their butt. Pretty typical NY affair. If this tickles your fancy (pun very much intended), find out more info here.

  • Pyramid God

    Wait whut?

    • Crinn

      hahaha

  • soulmotor

    I love the write-up on this, just great. I've been hearing the ads for this for a month now on our local classic rock station.