KING OF METAL Reviews New Black Metal Bands
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We asked the King of Metal, Dave Hill, to sit down and listen to some modern black metal from Valdur, Liturgy, Mgla, Krallice, Castevet and Woe. Watch Dave school a bunch of motherfuckers at a Testament show here. For more Dave Hill, visit his official website [link].
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"it's like they don't even... arent even listening to what Satan is trying to tell them what to do" ha funny shit
he's terrible. It takes him a year to come up with a punchline and they're not even funny. He sucks even more than the bands he's reviewing.
Except for the case of Liturgy, where he didn't even come up with a punchline other than calling them pussies 1300 times. He makes the 13-year-olds at my old summer camp look like Bill Hicks.
Couldn't agree more. all he does is say that they're all pussies who don't make good music, while he remains a fat nerd who's been laid less times than this guy: [link] />
I what world do Liturgy sound like kids in a car who's moms are in Walgreen's? He sucks.
PS: If Euronymous came back, he'd kill this guy first for being such a bad, unoriginal, wannabe critic.
fuck this dude. hes not funny, he looks like the guy who just made my hoagie at wawa 10min ago and he rags on bands like hes not 40 years old living in his moms basement. sorry dude, your hell hammer shirt doesnt make you cool.
I'm more critical than this guy -_- Waste of my time...
If you think this guy is funny, you really ought to pull the crayon out of your nose. I want the 3 minutes (I only watched half) of my life back that metal injection hijacked from my life by suggesting I watch this stupid piece of shit ramble on. Get back to Jewel and bag my fucking groceries dildo. Every jagoff on this planet has a camera and thinks they have something important to say these days. Eat lead, king of cocksucking.
He's schooling you all! Including me! All hail the King of Black Metal ;D
Lame
Sorry, but if that's a "review", then I give up on life.
I thought it was pretty funny, and I like a lot of the bands that he was "ragging" on. He's just insulting the bands because that's his shtick.
Fuck this guy I really like the new experimental black metal bands, I'm so sorry that a few bands want to try something new in a dying genre. So sorry let's go back and stagnant the genre even more!! Man this guy..agh..
This guy isn't actually being serious.
When did living in your mother's basement with an old Vox amp behind you make you the king of metal? This dude is a fucking poser and should be drawn and quartered for his crimes! I bet he works at Walmart as one of those shitty greeters! Grow some balls and learn what it actually means to be the King of Metal you cocksucker!!!!!! (Oh and all those bands suck ass)
Thanks for the shoutout to bleak, grim woodland dwellers between 4:04 and 4:35! Staying street \m/
I love how he's trying to be the Black Metal know-it-all and pretends he's friends with Fenriz, and then you see his computer screen and it's a picture of the most gay looking, cliche pentagram. What an ass.
lol at the people who clearly don't understand sarcasm and comedy
I'm not sure what's more hilarious, this guy's videos or the comments from people who took this waaaaaaay too seriously. Having a sense of humour doesn't make you any less metal, so I think I'll keep that crayon up my nose.
Dave Hill, very funny as always. You are stone-faced man.....how you can keep a straight face through that takes superhuman restraint!
You would think that readers of this site could take a joke, what with the livecast, Rob's silly interviews, etc. But as the comments on this video prove, you would be wrong.
lol Doesn't matter if he's being serious or not, what made me stop 1:30 into it is his constant use of the word "like". Pet peeve of mine, yes, still......not speaking the english language properly always makes me lose interest in what I'm watching/listening to. Anyways, this sucks.