Metal Injection

EPISODE NOTES (SPOILER/INSULTS OF BAD TASTE ALERT!!!):

-I now work Wednesdays, hence my abscence and lack of decent one liners.

-Unless they are Tim Horton's donuts, they suck.

-If it wasn't for autotune and ugly fat teen girls who no one will fuck (or even sexually assault while desperate) but a vibrator, Justin Beiber would not be popular.

-That's why Rob put up the Emmure video, he liked Limp Bizkit and because all the faggot shithead kids think it is cool.

-Three words: Rockford Icehogs scarf.

-Mrs. Divatelli sounds like she is a submarine mixed with Adam Sandler's "cock and balls" skit.

-An idiot at the Grammays? No way!

-That lady's reporting sounds like one of Noa's interviews.

-Ross Gnarly doin' work. Pickin' up my slack.

-Noa's best story since the artillary museum.

-Candied ham is Sean's nickname for a ham wallet that tastes extra sweet.

-The touch of God feels a lot like rape…

-Devin Townsend's actual shit is better than your interview Sid.

-Iron Sheik never gets old, even if Cancerscare tried to run his sound bites into the ground lol.

-I demand to know how good Iron Sheik is at goat grabbing.

-Schenkeltown is doing a better job of stalking 'Cast members than my pseudo-stalking.

-Smegmaman! He could be the next Livecast character. Like Megaman, but with smegma. I'd be willing to call in and do the character.

-This is Ross Gnarly's break-out episode. He'll be like I used to be: having his name mentioned every other minute.

-Sean that's not Middle eastern beer! It's Rob's armpit sweat!

-The mention of inserting think into the eye of the one-eyed wonder worm makes mine hide in my chest cavity.

-Schenkeltown here's your chance to get it with Noa. You just have to get fucked in the ass like it's a tube of circus peanuts by some guy who looks like a more anorexic Alexi Lahio wearing a body harness and has a baby jesus butt plug inserted up the poop pipe.

-Barry needs to become the next new member. Double trifecta. Two Livecast human centipedes.

-When the fuck are the Livecast awards?

-In the words of the Sheik, "I'm not talking anymore I'm done now.".

That women who was seemingly chocked up on the Grammy report did suffer a minor stroke. Noa was correct. The way I know this is because the way she was talking means she was suffering from a stroke caused symptom called aphasia.

Honestly in simple terms her mouth was working on a delay and she started to stutter.

someone needs to photoshop Barry onto Rob's shoulders: FREAK THE MIGHTY.

I guess I was wrong on the stroke thing. Still seemed like it, defiantly wasn't just her being nervous. Regardless you can laugh at the video even if she did have a stroke and anyone who says otherwise is afraid to admit they found it funny.

The one thing I think I am right on is this; Anyone think Berry looks like Kevin Spacy in Se7en?

Luigi: My girlfriend has that shirt as well. Are we all related?

Yeah, he kind of does look like Kevin Spacey but in our college radio station they named him "Tommy" because he looked like Joseph Gordon-Levitt aka Tommy from Third Rock from the Sun.

Dubbed him "Tommy", not his "Tommy". Dubbing his "Tommy" sounds like something Rob would do at 2am.

Wasn't sure if this was ever established. "Send Me a Postcard" is a Shocking Blue cover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH475IxSMTs