When Mike Portnoy isn't hitting gongs for Haken, he's messaging people on Facebook to gain all their personal information and then do generally nefarious stuff with it… at least that's what someone with a fake Facebook account under Portnoy's name wants you to think.
Portnoy has warned fans on his real Facebook, which can be found right here in the event you're not sure, about the ongoing fraudulent accounts posing as him. I guess the fake accounts are personal accounts and not fan accounts? Regardless, I urge you to read the thread here because some of the comments are friggin' hilarious! Here's some of my favorites…
Mike Portnoy, you have some fantastic fans.
Anyway, I gotta go you guys. Mike Portnoy is coming over my house today to teach me some cool drum stuff. How crazy is that?
