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This Realistic KISS Gene Simmons Mask Is Only $1,000

Posted by on February 16, 2016 at 12:22 pm

If you've got $1,000 burning a hole in your pocket and you've always wanted a good excuse to wear Gene Simmons face, then today is the best day of your life! Now you can have exactly that for a cool grand right here, but hurry! It's only available for a limited time. I can only imagine by the time this post goes up, they'll be sold out due to the insane demand for this type of thing.

Oh, and when I say realistic, I mean realistic. Like, turn this thing around if you have a member of the opposite sex over kind of realistic… or put it on. Whatever you're into.

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Anyone else feel like they kinda need a shower now? Or some sex? If sex, use KISS condoms.

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