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If ATTILA's Christmas Sweaters Were Any Edgier, They'd Cut You

UGH, STOP MOM. I DON'T WANNA GO TO MY ROOM.

UGH, STOP MOM. I DON'T WANNA GO TO MY ROOM.

It's no secret that I'm not the biggest Attila fan in the world, though I'm constantly amused by the terrible merchandise the band and its frontman puts out on a fairly regular basis. Which is why I'm very excited to show you these terrible Christmas sweaters from the band today! Just in case you wanted to look like a total moron in public and make your family wish you'd just go away.

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All 693,000+ fans on the band's Facebook page are stoked, though it sucks they'll have to wait until mom gets home to use her credit card.

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