And the REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS award goes to…

Posted on April 8th, 2009

So Frank and Rob are still on their Los Angeles bizcation for the Revolver Golden Gods Awards. I asked Rob if it would be cool if I said "the two fags who run this site are at the ceremony. being fags." He responded "legit LOL at IHOP" to my question. And, since that wasn't a "no" or a "yes" (and not even that funny to add), I figured why the hell shouldn't I share that with you guys to compensate for my lack of insight to what really went down at the show (except for Joanna Angel tweeting: I think I just heard slipknot thank their parents … with their masks on). But hey, at least we'll all be watching it together on MTV 2 when it airs Saturday, May 2.

Most Awesomely Good Drummer – Vinnie Paul
Best Underground Metal Band – Isis
Metal Industry Award – Rainbow Bar & Grill
Best Album – Metallica
Honorary Headbanger – Kat Von D
Golden God – Dave Mustaine
Best Riff – Slipknot
Most Viral Video – Protest The Hero
Most Metal Athlete – Shaun White
Best Live Band – Slipknot
Best New Talent – Suicide Silence
Best International Band – Dethklok
MySpace Readers’ Choice Award – The Acacia Strain
Most Mind-Blowing Guitarist – Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King
Hottest Chick In Metal – Marta Peterson (Bleeding Through)
Life Time Achievement – Ozzy Osbourne

3 horns up

Comments (14)

April 8th, 2009 at 4:04 pm toathis says:

Only one I agree with is Marta.

April 8th, 2009 at 4:11 pm Keith says:

Most Mind-Blowing Guitarist

Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King

sorry, i got to lolz that one!

April 8th, 2009 at 4:17 pm keepitwolfson says:

wow these awards were truly a joke

April 8th, 2009 at 7:09 pm deathslaytanic says:

These awards are a JOKE! only a like 2 or 3 i agree with.

Dave Mustaine is a true metal icon he definetly deserves it best music ive ever heard.

Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King oh yeah 2 lead and rythym guitarist they shit they do makes me proud to listen to metal

Love Ozzy….. in black sabbath not much for his solo career.

Suicide Silence is deathcore garbage there should be a category for best band to reunite and it should be CARCASS

Slipknot? you kidding me best live show should go to GWAR no bull shit.

Dethklok best international band? cartoon is funny but there not even real should go to Samael, Satyricon, Amon Amarth, or septic flesh.

Kat Von D? lame should go to those people who record the dvd's there the dedicated.

Metallica's latest album was just a way to try to get all there old fans back with there half assed thrash style.

most awesomely good drummer should go to pete sandavol of morbid angel did you hear that drum check in heretic that blew my mind!

April 8th, 2009 at 9:11 pm tteotd89 says:

this is bullshit

best album- crack the skye or the way of all flesh
best live band- unearth or dillinger
best new talent-definitely not suicide silence
best riff- initiate psycroptic

April 8th, 2009 at 9:44 pm spedoman9090 says:

best new talent suicide silence?????????????????????????????????????????????? are you kidding me! best metal album goes to metallica? the most metal athlete is a ginger? Are they trying to make metal fans bitter?

April 9th, 2009 at 1:11 am jumpmanhat says:

im not surprised by the list because thats just how it is with these award thingies…
i dont agree with the comments either

in other words, i dont give a shit.

im just wondering what bands Kat Von D and Shaun White listen to…. what makes them SO metal??

April 9th, 2009 at 1:12 am jumpmanhat says:

also, where is the bassist category? leaving that out is just plain unfair.

April 9th, 2009 at 12:20 pm ShredHead420 says:

revolver blows ozzy can suck a huge ass that money grubbing fucking whore…same goes for kat von D that skank is only famous because she can draw

kerry and jeff where mind blowing in the 80's perhaps but i tell you what i am tired of there shitty solo's and kerry's stupid fucking face and tattoos money hungry fuckers.

fuck the rainbow…FUCK METALLICA yet another greedy ass shitty band FUCK SHAUN WHITE why the fuck does this stupid asshole get a metal award?

but fuck my tits dave mustain IS A GOLDEN GODDDDD!!!!!!

April 9th, 2009 at 6:31 pm Mothmonsterman says:

Carles Puyol should have won the metal ahtlete award. I hear he likes Cannibal Corpse and Napalm Death.

April 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm Slayerdeath says:

Kerry FUCKING King!!!! is a god

April 9th, 2009 at 11:12 pm Set Abominae says:

Marta is really cute but she is definitely not the hottest chick in metal.

April 10th, 2009 at 2:22 pm flesheater says:

Kat from agoraphobic should have won the hottest chick in metal

April 10th, 2009 at 11:52 pm HellsAmbassador says:

Yo whoever voted that piece of shit Metallica record for number one is a stupid fuck. Cavalera Conspiracy? Warbringer? Gojira? Belphegor? much better