Republican Ted Cruz Might Be STRYPER's Frontman
Originally there was a rumor floating around that Ted Cruz was/is the Zodiac Killer. Obviously it was purposefully a ridiculous rumor, some t-shirts were made, and life went on. Now Ted Cruz is much more plausibly being accused of being Stryper frontman Michael Sweet. I mean, look at the resemblance in the picture above!
It all started with this tweet from author Michael Boulerice…
— Michael Boulerice (@Therealkfm) March 11, 2016
Ted Cruz Michael Sweet totally caught on/played along so nobody would suspect him.
— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) March 13, 2016
We're on to you, "Michael Sweet."
We're on to you.
[via The Daily Dot]