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Republican Ted Cruz Might Be STRYPER's Frontman

Posted by on March 17, 2016 at 10:02 am

Originally there was a rumor floating around that Ted Cruz was/is the Zodiac Killer. Obviously it was purposefully a ridiculous rumor, some t-shirts were made, and life went on. Now Ted Cruz is much more plausibly being accused of being Stryper frontman Michael Sweet. I mean, look at the resemblance in the picture above!

It all started with this tweet from author Michael Boulerice…

…and then Ted Cruz Michael Sweet totally caught on/played along so nobody would suspect him.

We're on to you, "Michael Sweet."

We're on to you.

[via The Daily Dot]

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