OZZY Retires From Driving Over Fear Of Ridiculous Accident Lawsuits
Ozzy recently retired Black Sabbath from the road, will be retiring his solo career from the road in the next two years, and now he's quite literally retiring himself from the road. The 69-year-old metal god has announced he's giving up driving because he's afraid of getting into accidents and being hit with exorbitant lawsuits.
Here's what his son Jack told Mirror UK. about Ozzy's decision to retire, and the accident in his Ferrari that spurred the decision.
"He had a little bumper kiss on the freeway with someone and he was like 'you know, I don't want to drive anymore'. He was already driving less and less. I think he is of that mindset he'd rather not have the responsibility.
"Think about it – Ozzy bumps someone and it is like next thing you know we are going to sue for a billion – because people are silly. His thing was more like 'I don't want to be liable, that's it'."
So what's next on his streak of retiring? Will Ozzy retire from walking next and just magically levitate from the awesome powers of Satan invested him in over the years? Actually, here's hoping that happens.