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OZZY OSBOURNE, Phone Salesman

Posted on November 10th, 2008

Prince of Darkness, Reality Show Star and, uhh phone salesman? Yep, that's right, everybody's favorite bumbling dad is now a spokesperson for Samsung phones. See, Ozzy is so drugged up he can barely speak anymore, so he just texts everybody. Oh, the joy in making fun of a metal legend. One thing is puzzling though, when did he get that taxi driver's phone number to text him? We will never know!

[via CrunchGear]

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Comments (2)


  1. 's Avatar November 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm Tr00estoftheTr00 says:

    Its official….Ozzy is no longer metal


  2. 's Avatar November 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm Gunface138 says:

    That ruined Christmas…

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