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MASTODON Makes Leggings Now

I'd wear 'em… if I wasn't fat and a dude.

I'd wear 'em... if I wasn't fat and a dude.

Mastodon certainly is no stranger to have weird merchandise. From selling coke mirrors that were "totally not coke mirrors" to The Hunter masks, to "Asstadon" bikinis, the group has done its fair share of weird stuff. So it only makes sense Mastodon has not made leggings out of the artwork for Once More 'Round The Sun!

Honestly, these are actually pretty cool. Like, I wouldn't see a girl walking down the street with these on and wonder what the hell she was doing wearing them out in public. They're a little weird, but I dig the colorful way they look. Also, why not have Mastodon across your ass? Both sexes already wear shirts with band names across their respective chests, so ass branding is clearly the next step.

Pick 'em right here for $40.

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