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Lars Ulrich Enjoys "Bonding" With "Friends" In Bathroom Stalls

Oh, Lars!First off, I totally stole that headline from Metal Martyr because I really couldn't think of a better one. Now that we got that out of the way, Lars Ulrich recently talked to Blender magazine about what the appeal of cocaine was:

“The bonding,” he tells Blender magazine. “Two guys in a bathroom stall—it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I’ve actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding.”

Unbelievable! I don't get this dude. Does he not understand the concept of filtering your thoughts? Does he not know how immensly gay that statement sounds. If not gay, how absurdly retarded it is to go into a bathroom stall with a dude who's doing coke and then not do coke. Why even go into the stall? You have a whole dressing room to bond in. Oh the joys of being rich.

  • DistrictCyanide

    "Unbelievable! I don't get this dude. Does he not understand the concept of filtering your thoughts?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • MetalMartyr.Com

    Ha! At first I thought "damn that headline looks familiar" and thought it was just some freak coincidence. At least you gave me credit. Thanks.

    Yeah, I think Lars filters his thoughts almost as well as Dave Mustaine.

  • metalinjection

    It is you who needs to be thanked for coming up with a headline that made me legit-LOL

    I guess once you get to a certain level of financial security, you start forgetting to have humility

  • Brutalex

    I wish he snorted some coke before playing drums on Death Magnetic. Which I didn't pay to listen to, by the way. How does that one feel, Lars?

  • Brutalex

    And I still felt ripped off.

  • Maigaard

    He's Danish. We just memorize words as we go along. There's no room in our heads to try to come up with synonyms to make the stuff we say sound less gay.

  • jwc666

    so I guess thats why you Danes all sound Gay as Fuck. lol.

    Lars is a total dicksucker even if he isnt gay