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Lars Ulrich Enjoys "Bonding" With "Friends" In Bathroom Stalls

Posted on December 3rd, 2008

Oh, Lars!First off, I totally stole that headline from Metal Martyr because I really couldn't think of a better one. Now that we got that out of the way, Lars Ulrich recently talked to Blender magazine about what the appeal of cocaine was:

“The bonding,” he tells Blender magazine. “Two guys in a bathroom stall—it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I’ve actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding.”

Unbelievable! I don't get this dude. Does he not understand the concept of filtering your thoughts? Does he not know how immensly gay that statement sounds. If not gay, how absurdly retarded it is to go into a bathroom stall with a dude who's doing coke and then not do coke. Why even go into the stall? You have a whole dressing room to bond in. Oh the joys of being rich.

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Comments (5)


  1. 's Avatar December 4th, 2008 at 10:43 am DistrictCyanide says:

    "Unbelievable! I don't get this dude. Does he not understand the concept of filtering your thoughts?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


  2. 's Avatar December 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm MetalMartyr.Com says:

    Ha! At first I thought "damn that headline looks familiar" and thought it was just some freak coincidence. At least you gave me credit. Thanks.

    Yeah, I think Lars filters his thoughts almost as well as Dave Mustaine.


  3. 's Avatar December 4th, 2008 at 8:08 pm metalinjection says:

    It is you who needs to be thanked for coming up with a headline that made me legit-LOL

    I guess once you get to a certain level of financial security, you start forgetting to have humility


  4. 's Avatar December 4th, 2008 at 9:15 pm Brutalex says:

    I wish he snorted some coke before playing drums on Death Magnetic. Which I didn't pay to listen to, by the way. How does that one feel, Lars?


  5. 's Avatar December 4th, 2008 at 9:17 pm Brutalex says:

    And I still felt ripped off.

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