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What kinda ladies do the bands on SUMMER SLAUGHTER get?

Posted on July 27th, 2009

So I was reading Metal Inquisition's fantastic write-up of WINDS OF PLAGUE and during the interview with frontman Johnny Plague, Sargent D asked what kind of pussy the bands got on the most extreme tour of the year, and comedy ensued:

He wasn't nearly as timid when I asked him when band had the most haggard groupies, though. Literally without a split second of hesitation, he said "Blackguard. I love them to death, don't get me wrong. They're kind of a folkish metal band. I dunno man, they just attract some real, uh, winners." I'm sure it's pretty slim pickings on these metal tours, which Johnny confirmed. "Dying Fetus pull some fuckin'… dude I don't even know what the word would be… trollish, stone age type women. I'm not saying they're hooking up with them, I don't know if that happens, but they're there in full force, drunk as fuck."

Well there you have it people. If you really want to get the ladies, maybe you do need to sound a little trendy.

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Comments (3)


  1. 's Avatar July 27th, 2009 at 1:00 pm lilygoat says:

    man, no, just take a few jogs and maybe smoke more weed instead of chugging all beers every night… kids in tight pants with girl-style hair are for beating *on*, not beating *off*!

    -signed, Not A Troll >;)


  2. 's Avatar July 27th, 2009 at 1:50 pm hugewolf666 says:

    oh hell no lol


  3. 's Avatar July 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm Shinobi says:

    Well, my girlfriend likes to go to local emo/screamo shows and she's a cutie, so I have to go to stand next to to her, with my hand on her ass saying, "Yeah, she's mine, back off" but my GF is not the point… the point is, the bands there are all what you think they would look like. Tight pants, emo hair styles, what ever else they wear and dudes… after their song is over (pretty much each band), they get trampled with emo girls… and damn those chicks are fuckin cute as hell. I feel like a pedo every time I go.

    On the other hand, I went with my friends to a local metal show (The Faceless, Meshuggah), and the girls there were.. well there was 7. 5 of them were taken (they were mad hot) but the other 2 were fat chicks smoking weed… Now I'm not gonna say, that happens ALL THE TIME but the pussy at metal shows are meh… Underoath shows is where it's at. Age is a factor too.

    Scremo show girls: 14-17

    Metal show girls: 19-35

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