Metal Injection

Wow, some Godsmack fans are sorta nuts. Especially one Dubuque, IA resident by the name of Darrell Abbott. He is accuesed of ripping out the tracheotomy tube of another gentleman by the name of Brad Kluesner. No shitting you:

Brad Kluesner says he was minding his own business in the front row at the concert. That’s when he says a stranger to him, Darrell Abbott, started bothering him.

“He was trying to get past us, he was just kind of pushing,” Kluesner said. “I was like ‘you’re not going to get past me, go around,’ whatever.”

That’s when police say Abbott grabbed Kluesner. Kluesner admits he fought back and punched Abbott.

Bouncers separated the two, but a few minutes later, Abbott came back.

“The next thing I know I felt fingers on the back of my head and I turned around as he’s grabbing my collar and the back of my necklace for my trache (tracheotomy tube),” Kluesner said.

WHAT THE FUCK?!? The victim noted that his trache was obscured by his beard so the attacker may not have intentionally removed it. To which I ask, if you have a trache, why even get into an altercation in the first place? I guess we'll never know! [ via The Gazette ]