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Lars Ulrich Either Trolling or An Idiot; Says Lulu Is Better Than Justice

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We know Lars Ulrich is a troll in the vertical sense of the word, but also in the figurative U MAD?? sense too? In a recent circlejerk interview in RollingStone, all the players in this Lulu trainwreck were interviewed and Lars gave a choice quote to the magazine:

On the phone, a few days after Lulu is mastered, Ulrich describes listening to the album on a late-night car ride. "I was overwhelmed," he confesses. "I also felt, 'This is really unique.'" How unique? He laughs. "This makes… And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

Are you serious, bro? Look, all I've heard is "The View" and that track makes St. Anger look like Mozart. I want to say I won't even bother listening to all of Lulu, but I feel it is part of my job to suffer through it in order to bring you junkies all the comedic madness that results from it. Can't wait to hear it Lars!

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15 Comments

  1. supitsthor supitsthor says:
    October 3, 2011 at 11:23 am

    So stoked to review this. As much as I love Metallica, I hate Lars Ulrich more. If that even makes sense…

  2. Three Dee Three Dee says:
    October 3, 2011 at 11:29 am

    I think the headline is misleading… I don't think he was saying the album is "better" than Justice, I think he's saying it's complex and dark and has heavy, cynical subject matter. That's what the Ramones reference is… the Ramones are light, and funny, and sing songs about drinking and hanging out at the beach with their girlfriend. So this makes Justice look like the Ramones because it's EVEN DARKER.

    Having said that, yes, Lars is still a troll and the lyrics to the first song released, sounded like they were TRYING to be dark and cynical but just came off vague and incoherent. I AM THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!~~!!!! I AM THE FUTON!!!!!!!!!11!!!

    • NeonCultUvSharkClaspers NeonCultUvSharkClaspers says:
      October 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm

      "The lyrics and vocals sound like the ramblings of a disturbed old guy who is mumbling about an ex-lover while he paces back and forth down the hall of a convalescent home."

      That is the best way I have heard it described.

      I AM THE EGGMAN!!! I THEY ARE THE EGGMEN!!! I AM THE TABLE!!! COO COO CA YEYEAAAAAHHH!

  3. Akeldama Akeldama says:
    October 3, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    That is a weird-ass pair of sunglasses…

  4. Kapsberger says:
    October 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Lars might have a point. It's one thing to wake up as a war veteran and realize you have no arms, legs, or face, but imagine how disturbing it would be to wake up and realize that you're A TABLE! Tables can't even use Morse code to communicate, man! That's messed up!

  5. livinghead73 says:
    October 3, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    NOVEMBER 1st, The new album by Megadeth, THIRTEEN, Buy it, demand it, tell your friends, Let's bring metal back to it's truest form. Bury this artsy fartsy crap, and show musicians with too much money what not to do with there time. Let's get MEGADETH to the number one spot and hit lars where it hurts!

  6. livinghead73 says:
    October 3, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    to other metal injection followers, Please post MEGADETH's NEW ALBUM every where, facebook, myspace, other metal forums or outlets, and bring metal back to it's right ful place.

  7. Rottnme says:
    October 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    All I'm sayin is that I never listen to a man who wears a scarf for fashion.

    In a true metal world Craptallica would have been forced into retirement years ago, here money allows them to flare up from time to time like syphilis each time worse than the last.

  8. Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse says:
    October 3, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Alzheimer sucks. Then they get like this.

  9. morbid_toaster morbid_toaster says:
    October 3, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    This is just typical Lars Ulrich. When they were recording St. Anger, Lars said it would blow Load out of the water. Same thing with Death Magnetic. I've lost interest with Metallica making any good new music many years ago, and I don't except Lulu to change my mind.

  10. jsc315 jsc315 says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:27 am

    I am the TABLE!!! YEAHHHAAH~

    Yes that is so fucking deep. I'm blown away!

  11. WolfLord WolfLord says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Maybe what he's trying to say is that, Justice pales in complexity to LULU. Trust me, I've heard the sample, and it sounds like garbage, I'm just saying, maybe he's just trying to compare one of their most lengthy and complex works to something known for it's simplicity like the first Ramones record

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