AXL ROSE Actually Shows Up To Jury Duty
Celebrities, they're just like us! They all poop, they all sleep and they all serve jury duty. This includes "Fat" Axl Rose, formerly just Axl Rose of Guns N Roses. FAxl has just completed serving a four day stint on jury duty in Santa Monica, CA for a civil trial, and he's actually been showing up! I guess when the government tells FAxl to show up on time, in the morning no less, FAxl makes it a point to get there.
"It was relatively painless," says Rose. "I was fortunate that everyone in the courthouse and jurors were all really great, plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect."
Get it? Because he usually stays up so late that he sees the sunrise. Now, FAxl actually has to wake up at a reasonable hour and drive to get driven to the courtroom, where he can down a few doughnuts and drink some lard before making important decisions. I'm surprised Axl didn't try to get out of it by claiming he's a racist or a bigot or something. No! He served his country like the proud fat man that he is.
In other news, Axl is still fat.
Am I being too hard on him for gaining some weight?
[via People Magazine]