Metal Injection

Celebrities, they're just like us! They all poop, they all sleep and they all serve jury duty. This includes "Fat" Axl Rose, formerly just Axl Rose of Guns N Roses.  FAxl has just completed serving a four day stint on jury duty in Santa Monica, CA for a civil trial, and he's actually been showing up! I guess when the government tells FAxl to show up on time, in the morning no less, FAxl makes it a point to get there. 

"It was relatively painless," says Rose. "I was fortunate that everyone in the courthouse and jurors were all really great, plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect."

Get it? Because he usually stays up so late that he sees the sunrise. Now, FAxl actually has to wake up at a reasonable hour and drive to get driven to the courtroom, where he can down a few doughnuts and drink some lard before making important decisions. I'm surprised Axl didn't try to get out of it by claiming he's a racist or a bigot or something. No! He served his country like the proud fat man that he is.

In other news, Axl is still fat.

Am I being too hard on him for gaining some weight?

No!

[via People Magazine]