Win FREE Tickets to ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST (MARILYN MANSON & SLAYER) – A Winner For Each Date
Posted on June 30th, 2009
We here at Metal Injection know times are tough. But we also know that you absolutely NEED to see Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Trivium, The Black Dahlia Murder, Killswitch Engage and all the other awesome bands who are playing this summer's Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival. That's why, in these troubled economic times, Metal Injection is hooking up one lucky winner for EACH tour date with a pair of tickets to see the biggest tour of the summer! Are you stoked? We are stoked!
How do you enter? All you have to do is leave a comment copying and pasting the exact tour date you want to go to from the itinerary below (after the jump) and include one sentence with something silly on why you should win. We don't want a life story here, just one sentence, and we know you're broke, so come up with something better! Who is your hook up? Metal Fucking Injection! Tour dates after the jump…
UPDATE: The contest is over and all tickets have been claimed
Note: Winners have already been chosen for dates that are crossed out
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
155 horns up
7/10 – Marysville, CA at Sleep Train Amphitheatre
This is my first opportunity to bask in corpse paint with Behemoth.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I'm an American, dammit.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I'll bring bottles to throw at Bullet For My Valentine.
8/9/09 Washington, DC Nissan Pavilion
So I may spread the blood of the innocent! ( * )( * )
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Cause i cant stop cumming blood and i need to ask what cannibal corpse what they would advise
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
Roller Derby chicks kick ass in the pit!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
Just got a divorce, and Satan says I need to have more fun!!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
I have a Slayer shirt that has a big hole in it, but not where it should be to help expose my breasts. This can change…
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because Metal Injection is the shit and the Mayhem Festival line up is one that CAN NOT be missed no matter what the circumstance are or where you are!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because my parents are really nice people, mother fucker!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because I'm awesome.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I want to see Manson and Twiggy kiss over their reunion on stage
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I want to go becuase I never got high with Brent the last time I saw Job For A Cowboy.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I want to go because I have yet to see Slayer my favorite band and I have never seen Cannibal Corpse.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Because my face deserves to be melted by the likes of Cannibal Corpse, Slayer, Job for a Cowboy, Behemoth, and the Black Dahlia Murder.. oh, and my Uncle wanted me to say Hi to Brian Warner (MM).. my Uncle used to do lighting for him and they became friends.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Because my girlfriend already bought us tickets and I want to piss her off
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
because i <33333 metal injection
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Just because I want to.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I want to bang my new girlfriend at the show. Its always been a dream of mine. Please make that dream come true.
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
Cause I want to suck Manson dick
07/24-Atlanta, GA
Because I will murder a kitten if you don't give me what I want
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
because i fucking live in kansas, that sucks
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off… I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 7 hours last night. my house smells awesome..
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
Fucking Slayer……..what else is there to say? except job for a cowboy and black dahlia murder thats a nice bonus
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
SLAYER!!! Cannibal Corpse!!!! im poor give them tickets!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Will drop pants for food.
7/28/09- Toronto, ON – Molson Amphitheatre
Because Blackenedfest got screwed over :(
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
CAUSE SLAYER IS THE FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
i live in michigan. what else is there to do
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Because I won't go unless its free.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I eat Will Rahmer's poooooohhhh
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheater
im driving from minneapolis for Cannibal Corpse/Slayer, and my dick is huge
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
because I wanna have more money for the $10 beers
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I think I should win these tickets because, I got irritable bowel syndrome
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
because if I dont, you will get assaulted easily
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
because i'm horny!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I don't think i can go on living if my anus is not ripped out through my mouth and my brains not splattered across the pavement in pure metal bliss.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
the only bands that i like are CC, SSSSLLLLAAAAYYYYEERRR!, and black dahlia murder. plus im broke so i wont attend unless you guys hook it up. i am also working on getting a camera so i can get footage for you guys and possibly interview some bands
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Becasue Metal Injection kicks ass!!!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because I need my fix of darkness and decadence!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
because i come on this site for more than just free tickets!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
because the tickets i won for mayhem but they cancelled the fucking boise date so i didnt get to go.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because the light bulb told the chair he wanted to rub lotion on the balloon BUT the paper said "go to mayhem fest instead"…. I WIN! xD
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8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
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Because all of the Canadian dates have been cancelled :( and i went last year too! tragic :( hookup a brotha representing up north! bREEEEE
8/9/09 Washington, DC Nissan Pavilion
I work at a concert venue in richmond as artist relations and security so nothing would make me happier then NOT having to watch the shitty band we'll have and enjoy a show for once.
oh, and because whitechapel, black dhalia, and cannibal corpse all came to ottawa BEFORE they announced the cancellation, and i missed all three cuz im stupid and i thought i was gonna go to mayhem this year lol pooooo
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
'cause I'm not anti-christian, I'm Uncle Satan
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because I am on a mission to fuck Marilyn Manson, and this will take me one step closer ;]
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater- i wanna see Corpsegrinder and Cannibal Corpse windmill their heads so fast that they fall off.
7/26/09 Chicago, IL First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I drove the zamboni into the wall of the ice arena where I work at and it looks pretty bad!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because I want to see just how far the scene kids can make it with their Karate Kid dance moves in the Behemoth pit.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
because i had attended a hannah montana concert for a friend and have been mentally ill since, this is the only thing i can think of attending that can rehab me.
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
because nothing is better than a drunken and high black man moshing to cannibal corpse and the black dahlia murder while still managing to pimp every girl.
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
My name is Chris Houghton. Last year I went to mayhem festival and it was the first concert I had ever attended. This year, there is no fucking way I will be able to afford it, so if you could grace my presence with a free pass that would be SICK.
7/12/09 San Bernardino
Because I've never been to a true metal concert in my life, and I'm broke because I bought a drumset. Both of these should be changed, but you guys can help me with the 1st.
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
I FUCKING LOVE YOU, METAL INJECTION. I WANNA GET MY METAL FIX.
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Three words: BIG PERKY BOOBS.
7-24-09 Atlanta, Georgia
I wanna get my metal fix at this year's show of the year and i wanna see George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher fuck a goat on stage.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Because i believe that the adrenaline will help me GROW SOME FUCKING HAIR ON MY NUTTS!!!!
7/28/09- Toronto, ON – Molson Amphitheatre
I would blow a juicy fucing metal load if i won!!!!!!!!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I'm the (modest) creator of the best videos of all time: Metallica Likes Death, and Slayer Likes Satan – both featured on the site.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
because someone cool and awesome needs to be at this show o and my dick is huge like damn and i still owe you guys ass sex ;-)
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because I just moved from MN to CA to pursue my dream's and work in the metal industry. And this would be a great step in the right direction. All hail SLAYER!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because Metal Injection RULES!!! and this would be my first ever rock show to attend, so PLEASE help that dream come true.
8/08/09 Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
because i need something to do on this date that is better than my daily masturbations
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Because someone from around Chi-town needs to yell "FINNTROLL!!!" while doing the metal salute, for example, at a Slayer concert for once.
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because I am heavier than any band on this tour!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because its $100 just to be able to go in the pit at blossom.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
I want to be in attendance to the hugest all male metal orgy this country has ever seen.
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
Because I need to compensate for the whisky dick i gave my girlfriend last night!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because my presence will increase the ratio of hot-young-available-FEMALES to sweaty-potbellied-bearded-DUDES.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Because we need SOMEONE there cheering for Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, and Slayer…and fucking up the JFaC fans who say saying they arent BROOTAL enough and need more breakdowns.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
Because i am all about metalinjection, and i will represent you well, fine sirs!
7/25/09 – indianapolis, in – verizon wireless music centre – this will make my wife happy, and iwill get lucky TWICE!!!!
7/25/09 – indianapolis, in – verizon wireless music centre- because i'm broke
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Drugs for everyone!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
My co-workers are hardcore bible thumpers and I want to give them another reason to pray for my condemned soul!!!!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I should win cause i gotta be at my job brewing beer in 50 minutes.
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
I should win cause after i listen to whitechapel ill have jack off material for a year!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
My brother is leaving for the army in november and we both love metal and would love to go to mayhem
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I AM THE MAN!; Plus I must fullfill my dream of smoking down with Trevor and Brian from Black Dahlia Murder
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I'm a college psychology faculty member and I need good stories for my classes! It's for the kids, dammit!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Rob and Frank have huge wangs. /no homo
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I'm going to get drunk as fuck and heckle manson
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
I remember hearing slayer non stop when i was 8 my big brother would play it all the time.
Ive yet to see slayer and would love the opportunity to see them
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Because I am going to lock Manson in a cage so no one will have to suffer through his terrible set
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
I Heard that the jonas brothers said slayer was a cool band so i wanna check em out now
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I'm a 6th grade language arts teacher and I need to study Cannibal Corpse and Marilyn Manson (alliteration!) lyrics for my poetry lessons.
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
My friend took me to last years Mayhem Fest and I want to take him to this one. We're both broke. :(
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
I lost my teeth at the last slayer show here, and i will sell you my soul for the tickets to go back.
I live in Venezuela :D c'mon you can't have a better one :D
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
My friends and I are broke and this is our last chance to see a crazy heavy metal concert before friend 1 leaves for Iraq.
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
I live in Venezuela :D c'mon you can't have a better one :D
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I won tickets to Summer Slaughter and 3 days before the show, it gets cancelled. How the hell am I supposed to rage in the pit if my show gets cancelled?
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
because i won last time and LOVED it!!!! :D and i LOVE you guys! ;D AND and at least you know i will love this one just
as much if not more then the last!!
remember you guys are metal gods,
keep it real (like you guys have been FOR EVER!)
Dee~
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because i'll fucking kill you if you don't!!!
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
i am a somewhat broke wanker who owns a snake that can eat your small child…or he will be able to in a couple years – good things take time.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I need the tix or my girlfriend will kill me
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
This is show kills The summer slaughter…….Manson hasn't been anywhere near lubbock tx since 97' when the paramedics refused to give em oxygen…and i might get head from the back at the show…HELP!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I just pooped something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a peach (I gave birth duh), and my husband I have yet to leave our home… someone freakin save us from our screaming child… ahhhhhhh
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I want to be able to get a photo pass & shoot the show!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
cause me and my brother are crazy dude
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because Im the security guard who marilyn manson tastefully violated and i have a mouse, a piece of cheese, a roofie, and a butt plug that spell revenge.
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
I would like to need reconstructive surgery on my face due to being in the front row and having it shredded off
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Because I want to have a three-some with Kerry King and Tom Araya.
08/12/09- West Palm Beach, Fl- Cruzan Amphitheater
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Metal Fucking Injections has the HOOK UP for all of us Metal Head JUNKIES! This Hook up is the only real drug I need!
See you there metalheads…chic91570
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
metal bitches hook it up
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because I would really like to experience taking a shit in a portapotty in scorching heat and knowing that thousands have dominated the sacred hole before I had to chance to.
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Because I saw a used tampon in a porta john at paintball last week.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
'Cause momma says I'm special!'
I missed the nine inch nails show, and need this to make up for it..oh, and cause all of the "cool kids" are doing it!
08/14/09 San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I missed the nine inch nails show, and need this to make up for it..oh, and cause all of the "cool kids" are doing it!
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Because I actually like death metal, and wanna see the majority of the bands, on all 3 stages.
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
I'm a broke ass college student who needs his metal fix otherwise I'll go apeshit being stuck cleaning dishes at Denny's instead of breaking shit in the pit
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Fucking Slayer!!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
I have to see Slayer!!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
On that specific day evil Soviets will be raiding my home because I stole shit from them so I can't be home that day and what a better way to spend that day by going to Mayhem insted of meeting with evil Soviets.
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Because, lets be honest, this is probably the most interesting thing that ever happened in Scranton.
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Cause after I get my nuts signed by Slayer, I'm gonna sell them on ebay.
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
I have one testicle, long Purple hair, and two very large breastesis, and want to die seeing the world rain blood when SLAYER!!!!! hits the stage. NUFF SAID!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
Slayer, like Primus, sucks, so I would graciously love to hear the extent of their "suckiness."
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
If selected, I will gladly replace the recently de-crowned Ms. California, and rule with dignity, class, and slightly less gay hate speech.
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Because I swallowed an Arc-Welder for Arcade money Not realizing that I was wearing swim trunks on a Tuesday! I mean come on! Who does that?
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because I love rubbing apple butter all over my chest while bathing in exotic oils from Madagascar.
i would let mat heafy punch me in the fuckin face
TRIVIUM IS MY GOD
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i would let mat heafy punch me in the fuckin face
TRIVIUM IS MY GOD
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
I should win tickets because this would be my hubby's and my first concert since we had our son, and it would pretty much mean sex whenever I want it if he gets to see all these bad ass bands.
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I would like to beat the crap out of a guy who insisted that Bullet was the best band on the lineup and that he was only going for them.
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
because I sold my soul to Satan to win these tickets… Metal Injection, would it be wise to cross The Beast?
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
If i dont win i will shove a drumstick so far up your ass……………………………..
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Slayer is the effing best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I'd sell my soul for MM!!!!
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because how often does Manson come to the Columbine state?!
Slayer!!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
the system has failed me i have too many tattoos on my face and to much metal in my face to get a job i NEED these tickets
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
im 41 and have never seen SLAYER live, the greatest band of all time!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I want to know how it feels to have my face busted open in a Slayer pit and then be able to watch Manson while covered in blood.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I want to rock out with my cock out !!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
because the fucking red wings lost game 7 and i will kill every hardcore dancer at this show….BDM OWNS ALL!!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Choose me beacuse im a poor social worker, and metal shows need more hot, horny chicks with big tits…;)
metal on mutherfockers
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Ampitheater
i have rectal cancer and only have two months to live. just kidding, but really im serious. no no im joking. but what if i wasnt are you really going to deprive a dying person from going to this concert?
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I need those tickets like I need Jesus.
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
My fucking cunt of a wife and I are getting divorced and she along with the attorney expenses have damn near bled me dry.
because im black, can you help the black man out
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
cause im black, can you help the black man out
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
If I win I could actually afford to buy beer at the show.
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
I went last year and I'd love the chance for you guys to send me there again :D
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Would love to spend the day with some kick a$$ music!!! Rockin' in the "D"
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
The night before last year's Mayhem show in Dallas, my friend and I spent the entire night drinking at a strip club, and as soon as we got back to the hotel he literally jacked off in the lobby, we need to create another equally metal memory.
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
In all seriousness, i'd rather eat a baby than miss this show. Perhaps even two, one per ticket.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I make itty bitty dresses to rock out in at Metal shows!!
>>>Star***
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Camden needs some Jersey Shore representatives.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
There's nothing like being in the pit in 115 degree weather…
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
because I have a awsome vampire bite tattoo on my breast to show off!
and it's my BIRTHDAY !!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
My coworker has backstage passes, but will not hook me up just to hang with The Black Dahlia Murder.
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Toronto is cancelled or whatever and I Need to Molest Marilyn Manson again.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because Im A FUCKING "METALHEAD"!!!!!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Guess what?! I've got a fever, and the only prescription… is more METAL … (and cowbell)
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I want to go so i can rock out to SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Because I'm a fucking high school Algebra teacher by day and I need this break from the stress to rock out to some Slayer and Manson!!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Because im leaving in august to go to a christian college, and i need to have one more badass time with my friends!
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
because i rule and the guy above me is lame (and ive never seen manson, slayer, or cannibal corpse before and this is the perfect chance!)
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I need the ticket because If I cant go to this festival I will end murdering someone, extracting his blood and burning down some churches….
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
5 years ago I took my girlfriend to see Lamb Of God in SA.
We would like to see them again among the other bands, of course. Plus I want to get engaged listening to SLAYER!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Cause Watch a fat man jump up and down like a gleeful girl is priceless.
Even let ya record it.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
I should win because I couldn't masturbate since 3 weeks ago!! Need of Fucking Metal!!!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
'Cause George Fisher needs some REAL GROWLING classes and I'll do it of course ;D
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Because Mayhem needs to save us from fucking Warped Tour.
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
Because I want to see one last show metal show before I move from this Suburban Hell Hole.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Just because I have a deep throat! ;-)
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
Because I live for metal music. and Mayhem Fest could use another pair of big breasts in the audience ;)
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
It's the closest stop to Minnesota,(WTF) Drove there last year for Mayhem! Best show ever! excluding going through Iowa!
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Because if I win my boyfriend has to go down on me 20 times, but if I don't win tickets I'll owe him 20 b.j.'s
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Worked last year's show as a stagehand. Be nice to actually see it!
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
I'm going to bring bottles to throw at the guy who wants to throw bottles at Bullet for my Valentine!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I'm a 115 pound chick and swear to take on any man in the pits!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center I want to take my 8yr old son. He is a huge slayer fan.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
My Mistress Told Me To. I Hate Your Meta– Auww!!
Thank You Mistress
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Because I'm more metal than the rest of the sissies in scranton.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
It's about time for my 6 year old to get in the pit!!!
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
Because my husband and I get to see our favorite bands for the first time, Marilyn Manson and Cannibal Corpse.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Cuz Summer Slaughter was canceled and I need a HUGE fix of metal. Warped Tour will not fix that!!!!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Because My Dad said he would get Madd stoned and mosh if i won
I WANT TO BITE MARILYN MANSONS NECK!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I WANT TO BITE MARILYN MANSON ON THE NECK!
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because I live in Montana, and there are less metal concerts here than I have fingers… On half of a hand.
7/25/09-Verizon Wireless Music Center IN This has been a long time coming and I need to get my freak on! Marilyn Rocks!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
BECAUSE last year I got Suicide Silence's Guitar Pick, Met Dragonforce, Got Sid's Autograph, & I get my outfit originally made in AUSTRALIA. (which got me milllions of compliments last year).
& my boyfriend gave me PERMISSION to cheat on him w/ any band/crew members! =]
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
i need to see TRIVIUM again!! and this would be my first time to see FUCKING SLAYER!! and all other bands!! and to go to MAYHEM!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I'M 47 AND STILL BANGING MY HEAD–THAT"S FUCKING WHY!!!
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I want to go because it's FUN to beat boys up in the pit.
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
I want to take Bugsy, my 14 year old metalhead son, to his first Slayer show.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
If I dont take my son this year I will be labeled "THE WORST MOM EVER"
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
I have never been to a concert before, and all of these people in Florida are country idiots…so why would they even NEED the tickets…MM needs my support!!!
Obviously… =} +} =}
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
It's Mayhem or my house!!! The plus side is my kids, my dogs, and my cats would all be able to see Slayer and Manson :) (Or at least here them from the parking lot)
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
My daughter is visiting me that week, she just graduated highschool(I'm sooo proud), & is turning 18 on this date. She is a huge MM fan & my myspace page doesn't say "Slayattle" for nuthin;) I just went broke sending her $ for graduation, so this would be awesome to say the least. Thanks for considering…
Peace
MD
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Last years wall of death against the stages could of been better may be this year is that time
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Being an outdated, bloated, bald headed conglomerate, I need a bailout to be able to attend an anti-corporate retreat hosted by SLAYER and MANSON!
This junkie needs a fix.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I forgot the show info. You see, I really need a fix.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
because i'm a freakin awsome chick who LOVEs Manson and has not got the chance to see him and also Bullet for my Valentine ROCKS! <3
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because my man busts his hump to provide for my family and this is a wonderful thank you… And we love Slayer.
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
Because I'll sneak enough wicked herb in to share!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because i have a small cock and have nothing else to live for in this world except going to mayhem fest :-)
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Bcaus my kyboard is missing a lttr!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Because there nothing more METAL than free shit off Metal Fucking Injection!!! Getting laid for taking your girl to Mayhem Fest isn't bad either!..
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Because MARILYN MANSON fucking ROCKS!!!…..and I don't have any money to go see my fav artist…
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Broke because of the damn economy and want to bask in the glory of great heavy metal with my best friend this summer before he goes to college.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
cause my little sister needs a first hand introduction to good metal
Need Tickets, Will sell soul!
cause i need my fix of slayer and manson and dont have the $$ ill slit my wraists if not
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Need Tickets, Will Sell Soul.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center i need my fix of slayer and manson i got the jones real bad i might silt my throat lol ha ha now pick me
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
On July 20th I ship for my 2nd tour in Iraq and have to spend all next months check on bills so this concert would brighten my life up.
(\m/) (' . ')(\m/)
PFC vess
marilyn fuckin kills it. i'll b 50 july 4, not to many shows left in me. but slayer opening,comeon dude! 8/8/09.show
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
I am a graduating senior of 2009 and the only one in my family so far
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because there isn't a reason NOT to go
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Ill rott if i do not see slayer and cannibal corpse
ill sacrifice myslef
i have to go to fuckgin show
Want to compare to 1985 Monsters of Rock with Ozzy, Crue, and Ratt.
7/26/09 Chicago, IL
Want to compare to 1985 Monsters of Rock with Ozzy, Crue and Ratt.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i can make venison bratwurst
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
If you want to see what's under the leather kilt,… you gotta get me inside.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i really want to go because i'm young i never get the chance to go to shows, and this whole fest would make up for everything.
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I was contemplating recently;
If you were to throw a cat out of the window of a moving automobile, would that be considered "Kitty Litter"?
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I would waste a wish on going to this show! If I am not selected, oh well. Just the possibility of maybe winning is good enough for me today!!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
Because last year I "paid it forward" and snuck in Jager to give to the tour/sponsor crew who may not get a chance to make it out anywhere to buy anything.
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Because my best friend and I need to be in the presence of REAL metal that can never be heard in a high school full of scene/emo people, where 14 year old metalhead girls are practically unheard of.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I should get them because Marilyn Manson told me to be an individual and not like everyone else, so therefore I'm unique!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI cuz its just the way she goes
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I NEED these tickets..I refuse to let a lack of funds stop this rock chick from ROCKIN' OUT!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I know that Brian Warner really likes kitties because I saw him get some from a local Cleveland weatherman.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Oh, Single Mom, Nursing Student, and Full time Pharmacy Tech…….I used a credit card last year and would love the opportunity this year.,,,,,wooooohoooo
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
You always need crazy, hot chicks at these shows, so therefore, you need me. I need to bring the Mayhem!!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I almost died last December and as I was laying on the operating table the only regret I had was that I never got to see Killswitch or Marilyn Manson, and now here they are together and I have no money to go.
I need to win this!!!
if i were old enough to work i would worry abou winning tix cuz i could buy them my self, but i can't so u should hook me up! cuz i fucking love METAL!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I wanna party like a ROCKSTAR w/ the ROCKSTARS while drinking my ROCKSTAR!!!!
^^MM^^
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Nobody ever comes to fucking Maine!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
because after goin through catholic school HELL i need a huuuuuuuugggggeeeee release…mayhem style
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because the founding fathers based the constitution on Slayer lyrics.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because i wont watch bullet and buy a tour shirt and leave like a good percentage of girls will, and i solemnly swear to break at least one bone pitting to slayer.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Because I missed Rockstar Taste of Chaos and this is my last hope for some decent metal
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
so i'll have more beer money
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I'm going to be five months pregnent and you can't tell a pregnent chick NO.
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
all my boyfriends money has to go to a stupid ex of his for his kid when he should be the one to have custody. and ive never been to a concert.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
the pit,k would be shit, without me, and my twin
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I currently own an Asian chick about 4FT 7' and loves to head bang on top of my shoulders!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I want to see if it's true that Cannibal Corpse really eats a corpse on stage.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Buying a beer at the show… 10 bucks
T Shirt to show off the Mayhem Fest… 40 bucks
Mayhem Festival with Manson, Slayer, and supporting bands like no other show this summer… Priceless!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I've gain some weight as of lately, and I would like to lose it with the best exercise in the world, MOSHING with all my other fellow metalheads.
\m/ Horns up!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Why not? Nothing better to do around here.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I should win because I eat, sleep, breathe, cry, poop, snort, spew, ooze, hump, grow, inject, and AM metal!!! \m/
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
My nuts.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I should win because my gf has big tits and she's ready to pull them out during slayer!!!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I'm a complete NEWB at concerts and this would definetly be an amazing way to pop my concert cherry!!!!!
:~: JEN :~:
I was bought tickets to see Manson and Slayer like 3 years ago in AC and the HOB fucking cancelled the show!!!
8/7/09- Camden NJ- Susquehanna Bank Center
I bought tickets to see Manson and Slayer like 3 years ago in AC and the HOB fucking cancelled the show!!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Well, if zombies happen to rise from the dead that day… Someone has to help. Hahah.
Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
The vioces told me that if I stick my confederate flag up Mansons ass I will get to meet God…
Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
The voices told me that if I stick my confederate flag up Mansons ass I will get to meet God…
I want to go to the 7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center show. My BF's bro works for Mushroomhead- who will be playing that day.
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
we small town people love metal to, and you know it!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because what fun will a show be without a small kid to trample in a pit.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
It's my birthday on July 17th and I would love to be able to go rock out and take the day off work for a wicked concert! It's been a 'hell' year this would be awesome.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I want to completely give my body to Manson and all of Slayer, and raise the next anti-christ!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
bc ill be around 500 annoying kids.. and what better way to get ready for work by getting ready to punch the shit out of the next group of kids by going and getting pump for the concert…
and what would be a better birthday gift! nothing!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I want to go to a second, but I dont want the chances of Marilyn Manson shoving a mic up my ass to be increased
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because I obviously can't afford to take my g/f on a kick ass date…(or else i would have already bought the tickets) AND CUZ U LOVE ME!!!!!!
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Cause Mayhem Fest is more fun than breeding llamas and I need one last CRAZY time before I got back to college.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I'm 17, in debt and pay my own bills.
7/24/09- Atlanta, GA- Lakewood Amp.
Don't you need a human sacrifice for SLAYER!!!!!!!!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
It will be me and my boyfriend's one year, three month anniversary, and what better way to celebrate then to see some of our absolute favorite bands live?!
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I come from a very very poor family and i have been selling everything i own thats worth anything trying to get tickets because 5 of my fav bands will be there!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
i am a huge!!!! fan of the bands that are playing at mayhem. i cant afford tickets this year though =( times are tough right now. plz hook me up.
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I am a 12 year old who needs to see this show because Mushroomhead is the best
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
Hi, My names angela….and I'm a metal addict.
please give me my next fixx.=D
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
SLAYER!!!!! and kse and becuz ozzfest sucks!!!!! mayhem 4 life!!!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
i already have my ticket but i would like my friends to gooo
you rock
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
My forearm tattoos show my complete loyalty to Manson, and metal in general :
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=113319960&albumID=960820&imageID=7494499
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
i bring the bitches who love the taste of dick:P
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
I just got my license today, and I can't think of a better first road trip! (\/) '.' (\/)
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
will trade/sacrifice children for tickets
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Manson is older than my dad and I would still totally fuck him!!!!
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
because somebodies gata be there to drink all that beer. i mean come on fellas!.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Why not give them to me?
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
It would be a great opportunity and bday present for me! i have a younger brother with special needs who i love to death but it is difficult and expensive for me to go out to shows..thank you for the consideration! horns high!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
cause everyone needs to see manson atleast once and ive never seen him live.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
A great chance to cover and promote some amazing bands for my metal blog:
http://satanstolemycamera.blogspot.com/
Horns up!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Cuz I said so and what i say goes yes thats right
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
I want my brains to bleed out through my ears so i can eat them on a sandwich
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Mmm…Because Mayhem Fest should have sexy submissive redheaded metal heads in mini skirts trashing and head banging at their show!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BABY MAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
Because metal makes me cream my pants
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
Standing in the sweltering heat with hundreds of other disgustingly germy people are worth the hassle for the amazingly orgasmic experience of seeing Manson my saviour.
I love the hard core and have to go to country concerts with my woman , I want to win these tickets for a kick ass show for me and payback lol
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Because Kerry King came to me in a dream and told me that if I don't get the tickets, he'll wear a tutu on stage.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Arma-GodDamn-MotherFuckin- Geddon! 38 more days! ill b the only 1 headbanging to this shit!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I lost my ticket and I'm the guy that irons Adam D's cape.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Because I lost my job recently and would love the chance to head bang out to Killswitch Engage
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
..i also kinda planned on proposing to my gf there…..
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I need a good pit so i can break my right little toe again.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
becuz there is no better combination then loud music and rockstar energy drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to be able to be a part of the mayhem and witness the incredible bands because I wont be able to otherwise.
************
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
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You should give me the tickets because It's my life long dream for my ears to bleed in joyous ecstasy resulting in going deaf, so I no longer have to hear the shit of reality.
8/15/09- Dallas, TX- Superpages.com Center
Im sorry I forgot to put down the concert. I am the comment above.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because I fucking NEED the Ever-pleasing Ear Bleed, Excruciating Neck Pain, Epic Mind Fuck that could only come from a Bullet for my Valentine, KSE, All That Remains, Manson performance so I can go home later that night to play pocket pool with satisfied ear lobes like they've been fucked hard by dicks size of elephants and shards of glass!
8/15/09- Dallas, TX- Superpages.com Center
I want to be a part of the mayhem a see all of the incredible bands and I wont be able to otherwise
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I should win because I look like Marilyn Manson's Mini Me and there is no show without a "ME"!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
It's my little bro's nineteenth birthday and I want it to kick ass!!
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I am the coolest mother fucker in Atlanta. Fuck you if you don't think so. Now, give me my tickets.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
"Because I have an almost 2 year old and another baby on the way and this might be my last chance to leave the house. Plus I love metal bitches. And so broke.
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
Because metal injection makes me spit children’s blood all over the screen.
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I've never been able to go to a metal concert before, for years I've wanted to meet my Idols and thank them for all they have done for me because without them I know I wouldn't be who or where I am today.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I'm ready to rock my face off!!!
what better way then Mayhem Festival…..
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
My ex fiance and I are totally still in love. He lives in Pittsburgh and is going to this show. It would be an awesome excuse to drive 7 hours and surprise him.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because I have mad ninja skills and I want to see a REAL concert!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because i BLEED metal.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
FUCKIN' SLAYER MOTHERFUCKERS THATS WHY !!!!!!!!!!!!
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Im Maryiln Mansons Mistress
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Okay, dear people that check the comments,
please donate this amazing free tickets to me because THE MOSHPITS ARE GOING TO BE INSANEEEEE. and ima start them :D
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
I first heard SLAYER when I was 9 when I heard their "Reign In Blood" album, and fuckin loved it…and I want to take my mother too, so this is my only chance to see them.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Manson, Slayer, All That Remains, Killswitch… Fuckin Perfect Line Up… \m/
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Beecause i want to see KsE, Atr and all the other fucking badass bands!
on a scale of 1 to i wanna go im at i wanna go!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Because my kids want to bury me after coming home from the concert with bleeding ears, cracked skull, broken bones, bloody nose, and being mauled in a mosh pit to death in front of the most kickass bands alive!
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
Because since I heard about it monthsss ago, I've been insane fucking excited, and and all day metal fest would make my entire life. Completely.
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
BECAUSE ITS NOT GOOD TO GAMBLE ON YOUR BUTTSEX!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Because i have meen a metal fan and have never had the money to go to a show and this would be the perfect first concert for me
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
WILL SUCK DICK FOR MUSIC
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
I love these bands and ya'll never come to North Dakota cause ya'll think we a bunch of hillbillys er sump'n so this is the closest place I would go if I had tickets. SLAAAAAAAAAYYERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because everyone else on here is a fucking complainer and a show this brutal needs a brutal audience!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
i would do anything to see Twiggy!!
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because I wish for my brain to explode with the deadly force that is Mayhemfest
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
I need some more corruption.
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because I will be leaving for the Air Force on July 26 2009. I would like to see all my favorite bands before I leave.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I win tickets or FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH THE GATES
P.S. your friend's leaving to Iraq. My boyfriend's going on his 2nd deployment to Afghanistan. Already been to Iraq. His last concert before he leaves.
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Because i want to learn to think like a GOD!… Everything else is just details.
I just want to enjoy another Mayhem tour ……
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
Cause i wanna march into the mouth of hell with Trivium, that & i need more inspiration for my own music
http://www.myspace.com/aimlesshateanimal
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
FIRST FEST EVER!!!.. It would be wicked awesome .. just plan AMAZING!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because I'm Hot, I do porn, and rock music is the only thing that really gets me off!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
i should get theses tickets because i would eat the shit of all the bands just to go!except manson,hes gay.
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
*Slaps veins* Fuckin metal addict…. Needs his FIX!!!
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
because I really want to see Slayer and cannibal corpse
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Cuz fuckin metal shit faced jesus christ said i should get these tickets.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Recovered from a broken c2 vertebrae on 2/19…this is how i'd like to celebrate! Theres no better way!
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Metal Injection is the mother of all hook ups and i like to party!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I should win, because who doesn't want to stand next to a rowdy, short girl in 100+ degree heat while she moshes your face off?
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
"help" I'm raising a rock star! Never thought my gymnist/cheerleader would turn into a full blown metal head. Luv it!!!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I Would Die To Go See All That Remains, But I Am Poor!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
cause we are hotttt metal chicks who cant wait to get our panties wet
\m/
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
This is my first opportunity to go to a concert since i moved to Washington for college first time to bask in the in the moment to see bands ive never seen before and always wanna see like slayer marlin manson cannibal corpse etc and to see bands ive seen beofre again likekillswitch engage trivium all that remians etc.
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
i want to see matt heafy take his shirt off again!! whoot! whoot!!
and this wud be my 1st to go to mayhem!!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
cause Suicide Silence hit me with the piss super soaker at last year's mayhem festival in Tinley Park!!!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Pick me!!! Pick me!!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because I'll be the guy showing up with a hearse load of people.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
It will change my life forever! :D
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
cuz i wanna headbang till my head gets fucked up
7/21/09 Bonner Springs, KS-Sandstone Amphitheater
so i can jam the fuck out
Because If I had fucking cancer this would be my one last dying wish.. and what if I have fucking cancer- you gonna deny my last fucking dying wish? (;
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Loved Manson since I was 15 – and have never seen him live!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I would wear Metal Injection hat, t-shirt, pants…whatever you want. BEST PR EVER
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
I found atleast a quarter ounce of weed in Suicide Silence's moshpit last year. I'm actually going to buy my own weed this year, how am i supposed to afford the tickets?!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
So me and my buddy can get our bastard asses trampled in the pits.
FUCKIN' SLAYER!!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
"Cause if I don't win the terrorists will win!"
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
"If I don't win I will send a Flock of Seagulls to your house and have them drop 99 Luft Balloons all over your Cars because I will have you your True Colors and know that you gave the tickets to somebody else who is stuck in the 80's!!!!"
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I just pooped,swag is r.a.p. Arghahaha!.retards attempting poetry.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
Why me? Because causing internal bleeding just isn't as fun without Cannibal Corpse blasting at 120db.
Last time I bought tickets to see Manson in Reno NV… they got canceled and I didnt even get a refund. This was like 10 years ago. I think I still have the fucking ticket!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I would rather go to Hartford than Wales to see Bullet for my Valentine
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
So I can take my 13 year old brother to his first Manson/ Slayer show!
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
its fuken SLAYER, MANSON, AND K.S.E!!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
FOR THE SAKE OF FULLY CLOTHED BESTIALITY PIZZA PORN!!!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I'll win cuz I'm fuckin awesome!!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center if you love this country choose me
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
"I dont know man, but I loooove Slayer."
~Nancy Regan
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Blood Sweat and BEERS summer conerts at SandStone Rock
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I've never seen Marilyn Manson and I want got crazy in the mosh with SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boston, MA – Comcast Center because fuckin Slayers playin nd I have never seen Manson before nd i fuckin love metal! nd cuz I have the same bday as Geezer Butler from Sabbath!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because if the moon was made out of spareribs I would take a bite!
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Forgot to mention ROAD TRIPIN MOTHER FUKER
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
This will be my second year…. and once you go to one mayhem festival your bitch if you dont go to every!
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Cause I don't have an STD
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
because i am in love with SLUSHIES and there is no canadian date. im just a metal head from canada that wants to leave this tour a different person, oh yeah and with basically no face because of all the brutal bands on that hot topic stage! SLUSHIES FTW! in fact im gonna go hit up a 7-11 right now \m/
If you give me these tickets I'll tattoo Metal Injection on my fucking taint on stage at the show! 8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Well, I wanna go because im fat and I wanna see how long it takes before I get out of breath in the mosh pit and flash my man boobs!
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Well, I want to go because im fat and I wanna see how long it takes for me to run out of breath in the mosh pit and so I can flash my man boobs!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i only have one week to live, and i want to give my great grandma tickets to mayhem before i die.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because im the shit..and im totally in LOVE with Bullet For My Valentine! <3
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
marilyn manson+slayer+cannibal corpse= must be my first concert!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
Because I need to meet a Hardcore rocker instead of all the pussies I meet out and about. They will be centralized at this show ;)
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
would love a night out with the wife and a small break from our 4 little ones.
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
Because this tour is fucking bad ass, and I love rabbits
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
i went to the 2008 debut of Mayhemfest and i vowed to go to every one there after. i've no job at this point and no way to get the money for this year. ill be more devistated than than slayers blown amps if i cant go.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
Cause I'm gonna drive 3 hrs from Columbus OH just to see Slayer, Marilyn Manson, Cannibal Corpse, and The Black Dahlia Murder play for the first time!
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Two reasons: SLAYERRRRR!!!!!! And the concert is on my 19th birthday
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
i want to first concert to be fucking crazy!!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
its my best friends b-day, we went last year moshed our asses off and want to make it our tradition!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I have Cancer surgery soon & I want to Fuckin' go!!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
cuz its better than ozzfest hands down…..
There's nothing I'd like more than a metal show featuring Marylin Manson and Slayer, it's the summer for God's Sake !!!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
There's nothing I'd like more than a metal show featuring Marylin Manson and Slayer, it's the summer for God's Sake !!!
*******
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
*******
I should win the tickets, so it can give me an accuse to wear my big 5 inch boots and curb stomp and emo that doesn't appreciate GODS like slayer.
*******
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
*******
I should win the tickets, so it can give me an excuse to wear my big 5 inch boots and curb stomp and emo that doesn't appreciate GODS like slayer.
*****FIXED
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
God told me to fuck church and go see Manson
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
cause this is the first concert in 6 years i am not in the military and and the second one in 5 i can actually go to cause i am not sitting on a fob in hot ass iraq
I deserve the tickets for 7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater because I'm about to leave for the Air Force on September 8th. I need one good metal show before I'm shipped off to basic training. What better way to do it than with Slayer and Manson? Dude, I've been wearing the Manson shirt since 5th grade. I caught hell for it (Haven't we all?) and think maybe I should get something back for that. I'm not a fanatic or anything, they've just been in my record collection that long. So, in short, I want one phenomenal show before I have to serve the country.
i just served 10 and a half months in jail and i love slayer i even have slayer shoes i want tix 4 7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Last date on tour will be killer, I wanna roadtrip with my best friend Jaimi, before I go off into the Air Force. I WANT MY FUCKING FACE MELTED OFF BY THE MOST BRUTAL AND KICKASS SHOW OUT THERE!
-besides who doesn't like 2 bi chicks at a metal concert?
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
My brother Harold died last month and he would want me to go to this show.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I've been jammin to Slayer since I was 12, I've been laid off for 3 months now and I'm dyin to get to this dam show!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
U'mmm this isnt silly but .. i think i should win because i never been.. and i think it would be a great experince and birthday present for my mother cuz this is silly she loves metal especially Deathcore exct.and shes going on 51 years old now thats silly…
Scott
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Holy hell, we need a flippin break from this tired ass life, need to get smashed and rock the fuck out!!!!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I was just laid off and need make someone bleed in the pit! Smooches
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because I'm a fucking Metal Goddess
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I want to drag my kids to see the f*ing metal shit
and get my ears blown apart and bleed
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I think i should win cuz metal excits me in unimaginable wayz…if its manson.. soaks my panties and makes my nips hard ;)
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because I've never been mugged leaving a concert and MAYHEM in Camden would be a good start!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I want to rock out with all the awsome metal bands and get sunburned like last year!!!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I already paid for two tickets, and I honestly think the mailman stole them for himself, because they've yet to show up, heh.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
my girlfirend has been missing for 2 weeks, i guess thats what happens when you walk the streets with a bag over your head and a sign that says EVERYDAY I START TO OOZE!!!!!!……AND THATS WHY I NEED TO GO!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
because it's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
water $10.00 ticket $15.00 spanish kid in mosh pit pricless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
because my mom stole my eggo waffles, and i has a crayon
Because my 52 year old MOM wants to see Marilyn Manson, and this will be the last summer we can do anything together because I'm moving across the country!! And because I HAVE NICE TITS!!!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I'm a drunk who got a DUI and so that's where my money is but I can get a ride there.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I want my first metal concert to be one worth remembering, and i love all these bands… especially The Black Dahlia Murder
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because it is my destiny to be there, I was there last year and I wont miss it this year for shit! ONE YEAR TO HEAL FROM THE WOUNDS OF THE MOSH FROM LAST YEARS SHOW! TIME TO GET NEW ONES! BRING ON THE PAIN!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
SluseBooze recieves free tickets, 12,000 posers die instantly.
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
to party with the blood sucking creatures of the night, and witness the posers endure the EVIL
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Because I kicked some ass in the pit last year and I wanna kick some more ass in the pit this year…Oh and I can't wait to see the hometown of Grunge get fucked by the long hard dick of METAL!!!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
haha.. a guy walks into a bar and offers a lady a drink she says no thanks alcohol is bad for my legs the guy replies do they swell? she answers no they spread…
If I don't win these tickets my boyfriend is going to fist fuck me, and I don't think he's kidding.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
Let's try this again…..
If I don't win these tickets my boyfriend is going to fist fuck me, and I don't think he's kidding.
07/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
I just got my 43 year old Mother whos a die hard Nickleback, hinder and dautry and that stuff to agree to go with me should i gwt tickets
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
My 40 year old mom, who happens to be incredibly hot, and I would love to go! We want matching tattoos of Marilyn Manson's lips on our tits!!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I want the two tickets because my boyfriend and I got lost on the highway last year after leaving the show & we want to make sure we find our way back this year the right way.
7/14/09 -Seattle, WA – White River Ampitheatre
I need these tickets to fulfill my dream of dressing up like Jesus and catching myself on fire in the Slayer pit!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
We are straight edge and have no other way to rock the fuck out!!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
I must see Twiggy and Marilyn (together again!) get into a cock fight on the first night of the tour!!!
yes.mayhem, violence and fun….it's a part of my life!!
d(^_)))b ,\,,/
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
I live in a trailer that has no heat and a sewage leak, haven't I suffered enough!?!?
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Finally Sac has a BAS ASS show coming and I can't wait to see Marilyn Manson for the first time!
7/24/09- Atlanta, GA- Lakewood
Because I didn't vote for Bush
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because i have the cool kind of rabies and i will bite.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
im a preschool fucking teacher and the pay is shit and i love marilyn manosn.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
…cuz my hoes gone did got lazy maan!.dey all fat n shit too, aint nobody gunna be payin my asshole!!!!!!
8/2/09 – DTE baby, Michigan
Gotta see Killswitch jump around in a cape again, watch the blowup dolls flying around, and since I couldn't scope out Marilyn Manson online at the Download Festival now's my shot to see them up close and personal!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
i need them because the goverment came and took my baby no seriously i had knee surgery and i want to enjoy a concert before the other surgery is due comes up
7/17/09 Phoenix AZ
A while back, I had a troubling time, and two of my closest friends, who were more like sisters to me, helped me through it and kept me from doing something crazy, and I think free Mayhem fest tickets would be a good way to pay them back
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
i'd cream my jeans for manson. and so would kati. :)
1st: loved metal since the first time i heard it!
2nd: alcoholics spend a lot of money at the beer stand
3rd: when hot tattooed alcoholics get drunk they show their titties and ass!!!!
4th: im a nurse so if someone falls down and splits their head.. haha if im not too drunk… i can sew it up with just a needle and thread.. or super glue works!! haha(done it…. even when i was fucked up!)
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
damn see im drunk right now!!
from above add them together plz!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Because my girlfriend and i have had sex at every manson show since the mechanical animals tour
7/26/09-Chicago IL-First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
i should get the tickets because i dont talk shit about total!!!!!
if u didnt no thts from a youtube video called turretes guy
"AHH BOB SAGET"
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I'm having minor surgery end of June, and I know no better way to get back on that highway to Hell then getting brutal in July at Mayhem!!! *horns*
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
Cuz I'm old and poor! Wanna bring my son.
8-8-09 Hartford CT.
Because Slayer rocks faces off…literally
8/9 Washington DC. Nissan Pavilion
Last Time I saw Killswitch Engage, and my Buddy didn`t remember the mosh pit, when we got out in better light, he had shoe print in his face with a visible Nike logo.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
well you see my girfriend came over with her best friend and i finally got her alone and wanted to have sex so as soon as i put the condom on my mom said dinner was ready i never had time to ever take it off and not only was her best friend there knew about it so did mine and he wont ever let it go now thats why i would like these tickets
PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!! I wanna go!! I wanna go!!! I wanna go to the show on 8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center! I'll do anything! ANYTHING! I'll clean your garage, your house, your BALLS! ANYTHING! PLEASE give me the tickets so I can go! Waaaaaaaaaah……sniff…sniff…
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I need these tickets because the all-mighty, all-knowing burrito has decreed that I must go to this show or he will devour my mortal soul and kick me in the nuts.
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
The force is strong with me bitches
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
because i want to get the shit killed outta me in a slayer pit
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
I must have these tickets so i can die in the most insane moshes and headbang away all freakin night along to some ear bleeding volumes.
I am the Mexican Angel of Death and I need a metal injection in my eye!!!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I am the Mexican Angel of Death and I need a metal injection in my eye!!!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
cause im a metal ninja! u dont wanna leave a metal ninja lyin around at home do ya? lol jk but hey u said say somethin silly:P
rawk on \m/
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
Because I want to see the look on that Pussy Manson's face when I walk out of his portion of the show
I'm old, fat, have small tits, live in a trailer, and got laid off recently. Free tickets to the 8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion show will give me a reason to remove this gun barrel from my mouth.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
i spend countless hours fixing planes to bomb the shit out of terrorists.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I promised myself since the first Mayhem fest last year, I would go!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I've loved Manson and Twiggy since I was 11, and every show I'm too fuckin' broke to buy a ticket!
and on a side note: FUCK SERVICE CHARGES!
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Hell yeah I want to go to Mayhemfest
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Crappy troll knocked out the dsl now it takes 10 minutes to get to tits!
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
So I may continue to raise hell
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because Manson owes me for bailing at the last show here(Freakers Ball)… And I wanna make HIM PAY!!!!! for a change..
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
You should give me tickets because i will light my ass on fire in the mosh pit……..
7/14/09-Seattle,Wa-White River Amphitheater
I should win because I deploy to Iraq in Aug. and may not come back.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
Because metal is my addiction, I've become a blood JUNKIE
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
I need tickets so i can get the fuck away from my fucking boring family!!!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
BECAUSE THIS FESTIVAL ROCKS LIKE NONE OTHER!!!!
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
My parents told me to enter this because my birthday is in July and they couldn't affored to get me anything for it this year.
AND it's my 21th!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because i'm a good little christian boy
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Because i'm surronded by fags at my school who hate metal and i just need more metal to get that shit out of my mind i'm also a giant 14 year old.
WE LOVE SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait til the show!!!! Put your horns up!!! WAY UP!!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
My shit kicking boots are ready to stomp and I'm ready to SCREEEEAM!!!!!
Because I'm an unemployed Metalhead!!!!!!!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
because I shouldn't…
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
I would love to go i missed it last year bc of no money and everyone that was gonna go this year doesnt have the money when i do! so i really want to go this year!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I have TWO YEAR OLD RED-HEADED twins. I NEED a METAL FIX!!!
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
i dry humped a homeless guy because the voices told me to………i am fucking crazy thats why this bitch needs to go!!!!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I need something cool to do when I get off probation.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because it's not in San Diego this year and I don't have gas money.
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Because I am a corporate 9-5 guy that likes to watch a bunch of crazy fuckheads slam dance to Slayer!!!!
No disrespect to my little girl I would enjoy a Slayer show versus watching Hannah Montana or Icarly.
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre I wanna win free tix to this show because I am a hardrock lovin single metal mom who fuckin loves Slayer!!!!!!!!
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
a girls got to pay off her dirt bike first, cuz paying interest is the worst! ;P
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
cuz im broke n my girlfriend wont buy me tickets
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Detroit is as exciting as dry-humping broken glass.
This is my first concert and I want to meat slayer and bullet
7/12/09. First concert meat bullet and slayer
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theather
because my 3 year old son jams to KSE & Bullet For My Valentine, he did even while he was in the womb!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
My year so far: became an orphan, survived my own death, working on being single again…need the evil to feel like me again; I seek distruction!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
So the br00tality can begin!
8/01/09 – PITTSBURGH, PA – POST GAZETTE PAVILION
MY WOMEN AND I REALLY NEED TO SEE MARILYN MANSON AND SLAYER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
8/01/09 – PITTSBURGH, PA – POST GAZETTE PAVILION
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I'm from Mexico, I have to travel a lot only to be there!
I wanna take my 15yo daughter to her first concer7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
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7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
I want to win these tickets for my husband who is serving his 7th year in the United States Marine Corps. He serves this country every day I think he more then deserves a day for himself!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I should get these tickets because I couldn't come up with anything better then "I'm broke" so I figured I'd ask anyways.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
cause im a fuckin metal head and i went to last years mayhem festival.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Got relocated here after I bought presale for Mansfield tix. :(
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I have to see Trivium again… Iwant my ears to bleed and my liver to burst!
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I need a metalinjection and I never win shit.
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
Because I need Metal Injection to cure my burning pussy with the awesomeness of Rockstar Mayhem Festival!!!!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
i need some pooty tang bad and i have come to the conclusion that the helltastic bad ass party that is mayhem fest 09 is the only thing that will for sure get me some tail!
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
I've always wanted to see Gipsy Kings live in concert. Good, clean, wholesome fun for the whole family. It would be so great to win those free tickets! My father will be very excited. It would be the perfect gift for his 60th birthday! :D
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
i wud luv to meet the bands and let them sign my body ;)
even matt heafy!!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
It would be great to introduce my dad to the wonders of METAL!!!!!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
So I can hook up with some random sluts and have a satanic orgy in goats blood…..of course while listening to Slayer…..and beating my cock to cannibal corpse.
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
So I can stop having wet dreams about seeing Manson live.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
the concert is on my fuckin birth day and i have to see marilyn manson , slayer, bullet for my valentine, trivium, and killswitch and im poor
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
i want to experience true thrash and death metal and i want to experience a techno-viking filled slayer pit haha
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
If I was single I would do body shots off Marilyn Mansons balls. Need to see him.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Cause i cut an artery in my ass with a planters peanut jar, and i have to work with satans evil babies every day
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Cause I want to see Adam D's reaction when I throw a sweaty speedo on him.
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
I fucking amazing thats why!! And because if I don't win I will have to kidnap my best friend Tyler, Steal my sister's car, Drive to Virgina Beach, Only to end up sneaking in to see Mason, Bullet for My Valentine & Trivium for our birthdays.
because i spent all my money on high grade weed and MAyhemfest seems like the perfect event to enjoy it.
8/12/09 – West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Amphitheater
because i spent all my money on high grade weed and MAyhemfest seems like the perfect event to enjoy it.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
i turn 18 two days before and what better way to go to jail for the first time than getting crazy at mayhem fest
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Every time I hear Manson I get so excited I get an uncontrolable urge to retire to the masterbatorium
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
Ive been trying to score with this chick and she`s a big metal head and maybe this`ll get her to give me sum metal head.
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Straight up, I AM FUCKING MAYHEM, and none of these fuckers know the true definition of MAYHEM
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i should go because i'm pretty!
and i love you. :D
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center Because Metal Injection Is The Shit!!!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
MY ONLY REASON IS THAT METAL S FUCKN SIK!!!!!!!!
because Slayer was my first show when i was twelve,it was also the first show i got fucked up at and this year will be the first time since then(22 years later)that i will see them clean and sober.
p.s.
i have seen them 8 times since then
7/14/09 seattle( white river ampitheatre)
because this will be my first show clean and sober in 22 years and my first show ever was Slayer when i was 12 when Testament opened for them. Why not help me with tix to start my recovery with Slayer since i started my addiction with them
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
if i win i will do something crazy that one of the bands want me to do and i will have to do it no matter what it is
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Broke ass college student who just broke up after 6 fuckin faithful years so I AM fuckin pissed, kicked ass in school, love the pit, and will knock you on your ass if you try to Step UP!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
To be honest…i want these tickets for the flipping amazing ass METAL!!!
7/26/09 – chicago, il first midwest amp. i have 3 kids a crazy wife been out of work for 8 months, i need to get out and be saved by slayer and marilyn manson
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
come on! i need my metal fix, im jonesing for some MAYHEM!!
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
for the first time i seee a real heavy metal tour commin to us, once in a lifetime oppurtunity!! metal lives!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i deserve to win because i am the most metal chick i know! i painted iron maiden's eddie on my thumbnail and i made a slayer bikini!!!! message me for the proof/pics!!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
the world gone to shit and the only thing worth living for is metal (and if you fuckers give it to me it will be my first concert ) lets this world burn while i turn up my music fuck yeah
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
I deserve to win because I got expelled from my high school and put in jail for 3 weeks for painting god listens to slayer and antichrist superstar on the side of my high school and I have a big dick!!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Because I'm Canadian damnit, and can show the Motor City how Hardcore Canada is and what true MetalHeads we really are!
Well first of all, tickets are so freaking expensive, I've been looking for a job for 1 and half years now. This would be my chance to see Marilyn Manson. I know if I put my ENERGY towards something i can accomplish something big.
and because i fucking deserve it!!!!!
Forgot something important:
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
I want free tix because I'm an old fucker and I might not live to see another tour like this. Hell I could die in the pit!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre My 5 year old girl wants to go so bad shes helping push buttons! Come on Slayer has to be the first band she sees.
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater i deserve to go cause i'm the coolest 40 yr old dad of 5 and am a metal head till i'm dead slayer rules
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Because the only concert I have ever been to was Ricky Martin (shotgun to the FACE), and my Marilyn Manson and Slayer discographies protest.
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I deserve to go to mayhem because Im a huge fan of Canibal Corpse and Ive never been able to see canibal corpse live.
Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
Ok all i have to say is that metal chicks are the greatest and who can say no to Slayer match made in HELL
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Because you didn't get me a thing for my birthday on 6/6!!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
because I like watching the boys cry for manson
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Cause Tom Araya is me real dad and my mom just kept me for the food stamps…
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
Because of the fuckin auto industry, i've been laid off 3 times in the last 2 months………..Mayhem would help me get my aggression out.
I need two free tickets cuz Every Concert needs a Pymp.
7/12 San Bernadino, CA San Manuel Amphitheatre
Because I'm SLAYER till i die! Look at my avitar!!!
and plus last time I saw them i broke my ankle at the show!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Because Im a 30 year old virgin
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
The day before is my year anniversary with my boyfriend, and all his favorite bands are there!!!!!!!
Because I just deserve to go my 3yr wedding anniversary is at the end of July and my husband is going without me, And ive seen slayer and cannibal corpse and they were f****n awesome.I need this trip to keep my sanity…7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I'm really looking forward to tearing someones shit up in the pit and finishing the night of by getting arrested.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
because if i don't het these tickets welll or else i will have to kill a pig ;D good luck!
I believe I should win because if I don't I won't be able to own those emo posers in the pit. =D
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
She'll blow me if I take her DAMMIT!
forgot to put the date wow I fail 8/07/09 – Camden, NJ Susquehanna Bank Center
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
I would like to go beacuse I wanna see SLAYER With Mason! & It'll be my First time seeing Killswitch Can't Wait YEAH!!!!!!!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I'd love to see Manson with eyebrows.
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
I drive a motorcycle and I have nice tits.
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
To be honest its a cool show to be at and i wanna go that's why. no sob shit.
/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
because i have big titties and i love to show them off at rock concerts,slayer rocks!
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
I need to go because I've been looking for a job for a year, the Red Wings lost in the Final to the crappy Penguins, and I need to thrash with rock legends at Pine Knob.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Metal Injection fucking rocks! I've never seen Marilyn Manson and I'll be the craziest motherfucker out there!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I want to go because i didnt go last year and i punched myself in the balls for it.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
I'm a half Chinese and half Irish chick that will fuck some serious shit up; inspired by brutal, bloodbath inducing, filthy, and putrid gore.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater…………….I Missed out on the very first date on the start of this new tour!!! I Was pissed, I cant miss this one! Rockstar always sponsors the best shows, like Taste of Chaos and Mayhem Fest!! They sure know how to choose the right stuff!!..oh, and whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Because Marilyn Manson removed one of my ribs so that I can suck my own ass!
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
because i wanna kick the black dahlia murder's ass for giving me a shitload of hotdogs in that damn mystery box
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
After buying Coldplay & U2 tix for my girl, the doctor prescribed me a heavy hit of metal and strongly suggested that Mayhem Festival might be the only cure for my SCR (severe concert regret).
they need hot chicks that can survive the kick ass mosh pit!! AND WE TOTALLY COULD!!! but we are broke and need your help!!!
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
BECAUSE IMA BADASSS MUTHAFUCKA AND I WILL FUCK SOME SHIT UP INT HE MOSH PIT MUTHA FUCKAAAAS
There was a fucking toe nail in my taco.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
there was a toe nail in my taco
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I delivered pizzas to Slayer's hotel room and they stiffed me on the tip!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
if i cannot rock out to killswitch and all that remains i will have to beat on children all day instead.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Its on my birthday yeah wats better than rockin out to cannibal corpse and all that remains
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
i wanna rock out with my cock out! \m/
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
Savory dog stews.
Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I am a Classics major and I study both Ancient Greek and Latin. Ave Slayer morituri te salutant,
HOLY VAGINA BALLS! I need these tickets so I can hump Matt Tucks face on stage!!
08/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Heavy Metal, Rockstar Energy, Jager and Hot Hot Chicks all in one place WTF – U gotta help me get there.
COULDN'T GO LAST YEAR CUZ THE FUCKIN FIRE, AND CAN'T AFFORD IT THIS YEAR CUZ I IM BEYOND POOR, HELP A SISTER OUT
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
(OOPPS FORGOT TO PASTE FIRST)
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
If u dont i will kill one million puppies hahahaha….. Na im just kidding can you imagine?
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
Cause i want to hang with my friends while listening to awesome bands live…..the things you will never 4get
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
When I mosh, the bands do a double take on the pit \m/.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
NoT OnLy Am I ThE HaIr ClUb PrEsIdEnT FoR MeN….BuT I'm AlSo A CliEnT!!!!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
My dog tries to smear his puppy lipstick on my girlfriend when Manson sings Tainted Love
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
IM THE ONLY METALHEAD AT MY JOB!
I WORK FOR THE KING, THE BURGER KING.
HE TOLD ME HES GONNA FIRE ME IF I DONT GO.
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Because I suck, I'm broke and I fuckin deserve them!
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I want to mosh in the pit of mayhem while feeling the vibrations of the speakers slaughtering my very soul!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
The truth is I'm going whether you give me free tickets or not. My friend says Manson's stage tricks are incredible.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
I need My Mayhem Fix, Im broke….
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
I make nipple lips and my gnome is dying to see Slayer!
8/01/09 – Pittsburgh, PA – Post Gazette Pavilion
I already missed KsE because of my brother's wedding, now I'm skipping a buddy's wedding (and I was supposed to be a groomsman) to see KsE and All That Remains.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Coming with a friend all the way from Sweden for this!
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
My friends going and i dont want himm getting his ass kicked in the mosh pits
I can't wait to show my legs off to Marilyn Manson and how much better I look in a skirt! But when Cannibal Corpse comes on I am going to rip that shit off and GO FUCKING CRAZY singing, "It felt so good to kill AHHHHH!!!"
I am so adrenalined up I forgot to put the tour date!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
my son is coming for vacation and i wanna take him to that f*****g show!!!
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
i have never seen manson,i love twigs,i want to take my teenage son because his dream is to become a rockstar as well.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because I feel like staring down the ass end of a tailpipe.
I've never seen manson, I want to make music like these guys, and i want to punch someone in the face without paying for the concert ticket
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Because I cant manage to keep my shirt on! ( o )( o )
7/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
because getting these tickets to see manson and everyone else would give me a complete boner
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
If i dont get free tickets then i would have to get a job to pay for tickets… and that just doesnt work for me.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
I believe that Slayer will actually play better knowing I'm there, Really.
8/11/09 – Tampa, FL – Ford Amphitheatre
IT'S ALWAYS A LOT MORE FUN WHEN IT'S FREE!!!!!!!!!
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
Metal is the greatest kind of music in the world KSE Rocks!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
whiny bitches …, its my birthday, its my anniversary , i have no money , its expensive ….. fuck !! you all should just stay home !! man its mayhem , its metal !!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center
SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEEERRRR YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOWWW! Show of the metal gods!
/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Because I am badass
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I Just found out im pregnant and i need one last blow out
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Mayhem Fest 09 will be my first would be sweet if i got to go for FREE!
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
- Because being a "stay at home" dad is making me lose my metalness
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I'm not broke, my kids are.
times are tough and music is a there is….
7-22-09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Ampitheater
because it is only right, and im poor
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
CUZ MAYHEM WONT BE THE SAME WITHOUT ME THERE RIPPIN PPL A NEW ASS!!!!!
8/9/09 Washington DC, Nissan Pavilion
I want to suck Corpsegrinder's dick, and im a straight male.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I have been a HUGE Manson fan since I was 6 years old, I have never seen him live!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
I Will Pray For You SO Hard
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I have to go because all this mainstream stuff like the Jonas Brothers has caused me to go insane, and the only cure is METAL!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheatre
My friend and I are the only metal heads where we live and we get so much shit for it, so give us a brutal day of metal!!!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because I will fucking die and haunt the tour anyway! and you dont want that…… trust me.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I want to have Marilyn Manson circumcise me onstage…
I want to go because all the bands who are playing are brutally amazing, and I need to go in the pit.
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I want to go because all the bands who are playing are brutally amazing, and I need to get in the pit.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
Because my husband and I need to get away from the little monsters for a day……
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I salivate at the mere thought of this AWESOME show!
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because I live in the hot boring state of Coloardo and no fun things ever happen.
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Cuz i wanna be there to witness Slayer tear up Nissan! and I'm to poor to afford tickets on my own…
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre Because my kids really want to go and it would be their 1st concert. I'm a single mom who doesn't want to go, so free is their best chance!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
I want to spend my 21st birthday having my brain melted by fucking delicious metal. Also, I have big boobs.
8-7-09 camden n.j
my girlfriend is 7 months pregnant and she wants to go to a rap concert. my kid needs to hear good music or she may never come back..
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
Send me there or I might go to a Jonas Brothers concert and flood the forum with it!!!
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
SLAYER ARE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
if only i could go, then the concert will be complete
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
it would be the ultimate birthday where i could ge my 3 fucks in…get fucked, get fucked up, and fuck people up… just thinking about seeing every1 live makes me wet…
07/18/2009 Albuquerque NM Journal Pavilion
Because I don't have a crush on Kerry King, I want to be Kerry King
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
because i wanna get my ass beat in a behemoth and a whitechapel mosh pit
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because I finally want to try to meet Manson and Trivium due to the fact that they are kick ass!
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
I LOVE EVERYONE OF THOSE BANDSS!!!! IT IS MANDATORY TO GO!!!!:)
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
Because I may in fact be Kerry King's unknown son, and he would want you to give me tickets…seriously.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
SLAYER WORSHIPER FOR 20 + YEARS and still thrashing !!! \m/ OZ \m/ (send me South of Heaven !)
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
With no money, I would love to take my wife to see Marilyn Manson for the 1st time, she loves his music, videos & him, she wears the clothes and owns every one of his albums.
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
Because Jesus wants me there to take witness to the awesomeness of Cannibal Corpse. Even he's a fan.
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Yes Jesus Hates Me Cuz Manson Tells Me So!
I adore Killswitch Engage and have NEVER been to a concert, Jesus says I should go cuz its My Calling!
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
I've been listening to Slayer for 22 years! Tom's lyrics and the agressive music have shaped my twisted life. I'll be 40 in October!!!…. and never seen them live!!! I'm old. I won't make it much longer….I NEED TO GO!!
8/01/09- Pittsburgh, PA – Pittsburgh Post Gazette
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
Because I simply want to get fucked up with The Black Dahlia Murder.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
So I may bow down and raise the horns to the metal Gods and bask in the darkness that is Metal!! \m/
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
at a cannibal corpse concert, i got my head bashed into a cement pilar, trampled, spit on, and elbowed in the face 3 times, and it was the best night of my life.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
if i dont go to this show, ill be a sad panda
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
I have never seen cannibal crops and i want to rock out in the pit to them, and get destroyed in the pit for The Black Dahlia Murder since they are from Michigan!!!!
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I'm a school nerd who needs a reward, and that's to go crazy in the pit at Mayhem…for FREE!!!
7/31/09 – Cleveland, OH – Blossom Music Center
Because I want to lick every square inch of Twiggy's body! Of come on… like you haven't thought about it…he's hot!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
i need these tixs cause im one broke mathafucker
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Because it would be an honor and a blast to see my favorite metal acts at the heaviest show this year. Thanks Dolamike
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Trivium and Bullet never come to the states let alone play together with Slayer and Manson!!??!!??!! This IS my dream concert!!!!
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I am a insane kid that will go never stop moshing and my family hates metal. Help me piss them off!!!!!!
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatrwe
i am fucking METAL
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
my baby ate my money, so i ate my baby, but i still have no money for tickets. help out!
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
I have a job at a friggin grocery store. ENOUGH SAID
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
I am having a real tough time I fucking just lost my job in the army this is the one thing that can cheer me up
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Because I poop metal… and my toilet can't take much more.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
So i can get laid while listening to the best metal ever
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
ive never been to mayhem, ozzfest, gigantour, etc.
8/09/09 – Washington, DC – Nissan Pavilion
Because I'm in love with Bart from the Black Dahlia Murder and I want to throw my panties at him
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
BECAUSE IM A HOT CHICK THAT LOVES METAL AND I WILL HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
7/22/09 – St. Louis, MO – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Because Cannibal Corpse is a great band and if i dont get to see them my life will never be complete.
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
"Its better to burn out than fade away" -Kurt Cobain…..and what better way to burn out than at the rockstar mayhem festival
7/11/09 – San Francisco, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre
Im about to get off probation; gonna smoke a blunt and laugh at gothy Manson fans while I mosh to The Black Dahlia Murder @_@
/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
I need these tickets because my son is a KICKASS drummer and he needs to see all these bands doing their thing.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Because Bullet for my Valentine is not gonna play if im not there.
7/26/09 – Chicago, IL – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Because I wish to make love to the voices of Matthew Tuck of Bullet For My Valentine and Phil Labonte of All That Remains
7/18/09 – Albuquerque, NM – Journal Pavilion
Because i'm a fucking NAVAJO and there is METAL running through my fuckin BLOOD!!
This metal chick is goin mosh the fuck out to fuckin SLAYER!
oh yeah, METAL FUCKIN INJECTION ROCKS!! to addition to my previous post!
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
because I am going through a divocre, and gave a baby up for adoption and promised myself that I would make every Mayhem Fest that there is.
Make my summer as best as it can be a let me win these tickets!!!
8/04/09 – Boston, MA – Comcast Center I'm a hot ass chick who loves metal and really wants to go k thanks :)
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
I'm a corpse that would just die to go to mayhem fest.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
Because "Because masturbation isn't exciting enough"
/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
cause i didnt completely rock my face off last year, theres still a few bits left hangin on.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
So my 17 yr old daughter can show her old man how to rock the fuck out!
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
this will be the first and
ONLY concert my mom will actually take me too
because she wont let me go to any concerts without
her and i have never been to one becides aaron carter.[gay]
lol
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
i'm not going to front: i'm broke and can't afford to drop the money right now.
8/14/09 – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
I have been rocking to slayer since1984 and have yet them live !!!!!!!!!!!
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
One word: SLAYER! Any show with the thrash metal gods is too good to pass up!
I gave my 2 tickets to some good friends who are dying to go but couldn't afford tickets. I really wish I could go now!
7/10/09 – Sacramento, CA – Sleep Train Amphitheater
I need to get some real metal and get away from that pussy warped tour.
8/07/09 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
because i live right next to camden, and BFMV.
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
because I am gonna get laid…plus i get to see the metal gods of slayer.
7/14/09 – Seattle, WA – White River Amphitheater
now officially a Metal Injection Junkie, i would die for tickets to see Killswitch Engage! There is love burning to find you….WILL YOU PLEASE PICK MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
7/24/09 – Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Amphitheater
besides the fact that i'm getting tickets from every band performing on that date, i wanted two more from you all, so i could look dumb as i try to get in the venue with 26 tickets in my hand…and it'll be more paper to light a bonfire with on the lawn when slayer goes on…
8/15/09 – Dallas, TX – Superpages.com Center
So I can show some fucking Tits
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
so now im a metal injection junkie, ive never been to a concert, im a virgin and i neeeeeed to go
7/21/09 – Kansas City, KS – Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
Because last year my friend took my broke ass and this year I want to take him!
don't hesitate just give… it's works on my girlfriend
8/02/09 – Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
don't hesitate just give… it's works on my girlfriend
7/12/09 – San Bernardino, CA – San Manuel Amphitheater
I should go because there always needs to be at least one chick with pink hair at a Marilyn Manson concert. :)
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
Because Manson is fucking 40 years old! and i wanna see him as much as i can before he quits. and other stuff i couldnt possibly live without.
7/25/09 – Indianapolis, IN – Verizon Wireless Music Centre
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Hey you like that shit don't you !!! /\ o o /\
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Hey don't give me the fuckin tix cause I already have 6 PIT for this show, 5 are spoken for, Anyone want the other 1 ??? We'll be campin at Sleepybear-fuckin party is on there. I'll just sell it anyway, shit I got early entry too.
7/19/09 – Denver, CO – Fiddler's Green Amphitheater
Because whoever hands me the tickets I will sexually please them for years to come. And I want to be there when Black Dahlia rises up to destroy the world and make all who are not metal their slaves.
7/17/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Cricket Wireless Pavilion
Because I'm a Mutha-Fuckin-Showkid and my best friend wants to go before he moves away from his band ASKYLA
8/8/09 Hartford CT
I need tickets because satan wills it.
8/08/09 – Hartford, CT – Comcast Theatre
I should get the tickets because no one else who posted on here matters. That's it.
8/06/09 – Virginia Beach, VA – Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Amphitheater
i should get them because i should get them
/29/09 – Scranton, PA – Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
I WANT TO SIT ON PHIL LABONTE'S FACE! (ALL THAT REMAINS)!!!!
For all that is metal i will paint myself with blood to get tickets Can u say BFMV and SLAYER!!! i have to go or ill DIE ive never seen them LIVE!!!