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CEPHALIC CARNAGE Massive Giveaway – Win A Ton of Free Shit!
- Posted on August 30, 2010
Cephalic Carnage are so pumped to be releasing Misled By Certainty (streamable here) tomorrow they are in the giving mood. Really giving! One lucky grand prize winner will win the band's entire Relapse discography (Exploiting Dysfunction, Lucid Interval, Anomalies, Xenosapien and# Misled By Certainty), an autographed photo, a Cephalic T-shirt, sticker and poster. Cephalic merch overdose. Do you think you qualify to be the winner for this contest? Leave us a comment with a one sentence explanation of why you should win. We will award the prize to the person who makes us chuckle the most.
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cuz cephalic carnage are some bad ass mofo's.and me being one myself..i feel i should be chosen. pick me!! do it for america son!!
ROUND 2:
the last we heard from our heros were of the fans that they were kissing. when steve kisses a dude, are they infact asking them to kiss the tube for the vaporizer? thats what im stuck on, because that can only mean one thing! AND ONE THING ONLY!
THAT I GOT SOME MO PUSSY TO THE TRACK OF VAGPHALIC POONAGE!
it was ofcourse none other but Lucid Interval, but what got me was that some Rozea Haven came on almost immediately after… which is a local band on this side of Kingston YES kingston my friends. i know what you're thinking, i know exactly what youre thinking. INFACT, I KNOW ALL THAT IS AND ABOUT TO BE!
Tragically Hip? come on, if you've heard of the Hip (not from that POS alexisonfire video…. i dont think any young people at all will get that connection…)
WHERE WAS I?! WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!
oh! yes!
the contest, WELL, let me just say one thing about this contest:
i should win this contest because i now have streped throat from eating too much pussy last night cuz of you guys.
go down on your realdoll to the rhythm of Anthro Emesis.
I should win Because i have to and i want to. and because metal is metal!!!!!!!!!!
Hand over the free shit, boys. My dick is bigger than yours.
I should win because i'm straight-edge and it would be funny if the one guy who likes cephalic carnage that didn't smoke weed won. it would make a lot of people mad i think.
I deserve to win because I just sharted.
I've caught all the Pokemon, tried every position in the Kama Sutra, killed a man with my bare hands just to watch him die, attained enlightenment, invented the blastbeat, learned how to orgasm without cumming [which makes cleanup SO much easier], brought the buffalo back to the Great Plains, saved Darfur AND Tibet, passed the rule that makes it mandatory for Japanese schoolgirls to wear short skirts, cured Nergal's bone marrow issues [mostly because I caused them in the first place], leaked the Paris Hilton sex tape, solved our dependence on foreign oil, convinced my brother that my apartment is haunted by carving "HELP ME" into the beams in the attic and leaving a machete lying nearby, and apologized to Hiroshima and Nagasaki on behalf of America about that whole atomic bomb thing, but I still haven't completed my Cephalic Carnage discography, so you should grant me the gift pack, and maybe then I'll grant you ownership of Brazil.
I should win this because no one else posting would be able to handle Cephalic's awesome brutality like me.
I should win it because i'm poor unemployed and can't afford it…
My penis exploded from lack of marijuana and that is totally brootalz so please give me this so it can grow back!
I'll turn 50 next month, if all goes well till then. How many 50 year old Metal Heads do you know? I think winning this prize pack would rule as one of the best gifts ever.
i should win this prize pack because i endured watching the whole Ohrwurm video, oh and i love Cephalic Carnage!
Because they kick-ass
because im high right now :(
i should win because Lenzig gave me gonorrhea