Caption Contest

Announcing the Metal Injection Caption Contest

Tuesdays usually suck. I mean, it's like we're deep in the week with no end in sight. We are going to try to make Tuesdays a little more bearable with the launch of our very own caption contest. Every Tuesday, we'll provide you with a silly metal-related photo and we'll ask you to leave a caption. We'll pick the funniest caption and allow you to get one free CD from our giveaway pile (which features albums from Opeth, GWAR, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, Rotten Sound and many more).

So let's get started. Leave your best caption for this photo:

Leave a comment with your best caption and we'll pick a winner next week!

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  • Jared Oates

    "Aww honey looks like you've been playing with trash again. Here, let Daddy burn that for you and give you a bath. "

  • http://www.facebook.com/Deathsex21 Mandi Marcus

    "Uhhh is it too late put you up for adoption? "

  • http://www.facebook.com/peter.watson.5621 Peter Watson

    "Alright, thats it. No television for a week"

  • http://twitter.com/ChrisH652 Chris Houghton

    What do you mean you're mine??

  • http://twitter.com/pyrojoe711 Joe

    Hey Dad. This guy can really shred. Can you play "Peace Sell" on you guitar for me….PLEASE?!?!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/rob.mcdonald.562 Rob McDonald

    yeah dad, apparently they DID put a price on peace.

  • Rocky Andreotti

    Notices daughter with Megadeth CD. Runs off to write St. Anger II (Why Dave, WHY???)

  • http://www.facebook.com/hyperdeath Dan Cooke

    you do know you're going to wake up dead right?

  • http://twitter.com/Brad_Bortone Brad Bortone

    "Daddy, tell us the story about how you wrote 'Mechanix'!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/Evilbocephus Bo Howell

    "Dad I still like Megadeth because they don't complain when i download their albums."

  • Julian5462001

    What do you mean Guns N Roses are making a 3D movie. Didn't realize they were still around

  • TacoGrinder

    "Go to your ROOM-AHHHH YEA YEAAAAA!!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.stone.71 Daniel Stone

    "Your mother said what? It only sounds like the sequel to Kill Em All because…. um….. because Dave is an asshole."

  • http://twitter.com/crinn1 Crinn

    Sweetie…I think it's time we had "the talk"….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=537886483 Jordan Barsamian

    "Dad, some ginger just slipped this through the mail slot and than ran away giggling like a leprechaun"

  • Kurt Koenig

    Dad, why do people keep throwing these at me in school?

  • mymetalmike

    But daddy, Megadeth stayed true to the metal ALL these years.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.boehme Jim Boehme

    I told you honey… the boogeyman can't get you. So put that back in the garbage,

  • http://www.facebook.com/dowboy Jamie Dow Jr

    …dafuq?

  • billzbub

    How many times do i have to tell you kids. Daddy is in M-etallica. Met-all-ic-a ok. Not that other M band.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JigSawPat Patrick Purcell

    You see kids, just like you, mistakes were made.

  • bdogg5150

    Justin Bieber sounds better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MechaRoach Matt Roach

    Dad, why do you cry when we play this album?

  • Divine_Chaos

    Whoa bitch, I thought you were cheating on me, but this…this… GTFO!!!!!!!!

  • adrian

    Yes, darling, that is the last good album either of our bands ever released.

  • anT

    Daddy….wiping my butt with this wasn't as funny as you made it seem.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nickdwaters Nick D Waters

    She kinda looks like Mustaine… Can't be…

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.davis.52012 Stephen Davis

    Daddy, Why do you keep shitting your pants? Here, use this to clean up.

  • Belphegore

    "Look daddy, this is THRASH, not TRASH"

  • obit666

    Mr Mustain why have you cut your hair ?

  • Torey Caylor

    "Sorry daddy but after LuLu I'm switching sides"

  • http://www.facebook.com/layne.knox.52 Layne Knox

    i dont wanna listen to it dave is just soooooooooo mean to me plus he plays guitar better im in metallica for gods sake waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaah

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.alarcon.794 Michael Alarcon

    Daughter: That intro riff on 'Holy Wars' is still one of the best of all time…..

    Hetfield: ………..Grounded

  • http://www.facebook.com/SirRacha Charlie Green

    Dad, I'm confused. So, did you kick him out for drinking and doing drugs before or after Alchoholica?

  • Andy

    Happy Father's Day Daddy! Uncle Jason said this was your favorite band in the whole, wide world!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/serendipity2425 Christine Loree Jones Martin

    I found this in mommy's drawer next to her toys…

  • chosenone

    James is crushed when he comes to the realization that even his kids think megadeth is better than them

  • http://www.facebook.com/collapsedinthought Chris High

    This is my favorite cd of your's Dad.

  • Dan Gates

    Did you fart or is there a Mustaine in your pants?

  • http://www.facebook.com/kj.joseph1 KJ Joseph

    "Put that away. You're intelligence will go down the crapper just like Dave"

  • Bukko

    One word, and I'll suffocate you with this pillow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/krakaos Laurent Robin

    Mum said i should keep it secret but now i think it's time for you to know… The singer on that album is my real father

  • http://www.facebook.com/BarrieButler13 Timmy Tard

    Son to daughter "You tell him"
    Daughter " Dad….how do I put this….Tornado of Souls

    Dad ummmmmm ummmmm ummmmm yeah I suck

  • http://www.facebook.com/damian.mcdonald.355 Damian McDonald

    Can't you just like Bieber and One Direction? Does it have to be that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/rod.sprinckmoller Rod Sprinckmöller

    The nightmare before Orion

  • Travis Smith

    "So what else are you lying to me about Dad? The easter bunny? Tooth fairy? Leper Messiah?"

  • terrorama

    you little shiii…. ehem, whatcha got there sweetie?

  • http://www.facebook.com/meglovestoki Meghan Nicole Hill

    "Daddy, why was this taped on your dartboard?"

  • Timmy Allenwood

    Daddy! Daddy! I know how we can save your band from the 20 year slump you are always complaining about.Have you heard this? The gingerman blazes on guitar and if u let him sing some too and don't hog all the vocals I think he can save the band…and then mommy will quit saying "sorry kIds I chose the wrong man to be your daddy"

  • Ian Sagun

    " Hey Dad, Can't we just forget about the past and move on?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1816218396 Anj Shaw

    Marcella: Hey dad have you heard this album, it's the best
    James: err…that's nice to hear honey *Insert fake laugh here*

  • Jakey_COre

    "dafuq you mean, megadeth is better?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.ratulowski Timothy Ratulowski

    wtf is that shit?!? idk daddy shouldn't we be listing to something like GWAR,teastment or holy grail not this ginger shit

  • Metal man

    " hey dad this album still sells for good money on eBay though…"

  • http://www.facebook.com/josephxhate Joseph Skum

    " let me get this right….. you kicked this guy out of your band? smooth move jack ass…now go make us lunch ! "

  • http://www.facebook.com/aintrite13 Bryan Taylor

    Just think dad you guys could have made a record this good, don't feel bad it could happen someday!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thompson.andrewk Andrew Thompson

    …So let me get this straight Dad, this is what happens when you do a lot of drugs?

    -Yes.

  • donkeyfarmer

    "Yeah… yeah you're right honey. We shouldn't have fired Dave."

  • http://www.facebook.com/donnie.layman Donnie Layman

    Daddy, can you give this to Uncle Lars and tell him to listen to it? It might help him remember how to be a thrash drummer again

  • http://www.facebook.com/josephxhate Joseph Skum

    " this guy shreds… wait that's right you play rhythm . you wouldent know anything about that! heeyyeehhaahh !"

  • http://www.facebook.com/jerkwiththemouth Brad Blankenship

    "Dad, what was this doing in your sock drawer?….do we need to talk?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/shane.roy.54 Shane Roy

    Honey as the great Iron Sheik would say, "Mustaine you no good motherfuckit, why convertit the children, WHY!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/josephxhate Joseph Skum

    " this guy made you his biiiittttcccchhhhhhaaaaaaaa!"

  • FrankM

    "Teach us Holy Wars on guitar, daddy"!

  • Dan-o-war

    "Nope, never heard of them"

  • http://www.facebook.com/g0thiCiCecReaM Nathan Davalos

    You're listeinging to what?!?!?! You little fucker…

  • NickBrownFTW

    hey dad, this record makes death magnetic sound like kids bop

  • HenryRollindIsMad@You

    Gee thanks, mister. Oh wait, you was in that band? Nobody cares. This won't fit in my ipod. Doodiehead!

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.peters.7927 David Peters

    This should help Jame's constipation.

  • Michael Gualteros

    Daddy, why exactly did you throw Dave Mustaine out again?

  • Katrocious

    We don't do bedtime stories, we listen to Megadeath!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/connor.smyth.73 Connor Smyth

    mega who?

  • http://www.facebook.com/cody.c.bond Cody Christian Bond

    Hetfield: "Men's Wearhouse was giving these out as coasters?

  • http://www.facebook.com/wilma.monaghan Wilma Monaghan

    Whats This?! I asked for Justin Bieber Dad!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1773948784 Sam Feist

    "Quick! Put that away so Robba doesn't take a picture and use it to copy MetalSucks!"

  • zach

    You did what with the cat? Oh my god what is wrong with you

  • Dave Polidoro

    ew! sweetie, don't touch that CD! do you realize how many copies that album sold? like, a tenth of daddy's black album. that's poor people album sales, honey. quick, put it down before you catch its "whiney right wing bitch" virus!

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.landry.39982 Joe Landry

    Dude, Rust in Peace is totally 10 times better than the Black Album ever thought of being!!!

  • Jaymes Anderson

    what do you mean this is the last good album Metallica wrote?

  • Denethor

    Heroin's bad? Didn't it make this?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001357265604 Tommy Smith

    Hey dad. Whats The Best Band In The World That Starts With an M? Ill Give You A Hint "THERE NOT SALE OUTS"

  • Craig Maloney

    Faced with the evidence, James realizes it's time to come clean with his family about his "secret stash"/

  • http://www.facebook.com/gwendolyn.williams.180 Gwendolyn Williams

    eeewwww!!!!! honey,i know holly wars is really awesome but you kant say so cuz i'll never do a really good album in another 20 years now throw that thing back in the trash

  • http://www.facebook.com/darkdiciple Nikhil Verma

    Okay daddy….i know you are a riff GOD and nobody can be better than you…but guitar solo's on this is way too beautiful…why dont you get uncle KIRK some guitar lessons…maybe he can also start playing something good

  • Harmeet

    Dad, could you learn to riff like this?!

  • Euroboy

    "So daddy, that is the difference between this thrash metal and your trash metal?"

  • ROCajun

    For the fifteenth time, tell Dave it's over! Tell him to STOP sending me those demos. HE's out!

  • ROCajun

    Why can't you make love to me unless this is playing?! Quiet, our son is right behind you….

  • I am going to win

    Da Fuck Dat Shit?

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.latter Andrew Latter

    Daddy that guy you fired has released 13 albums, and not one of them was like st anger or lulu, Son says you know the real one you should have fired is lars.

  • tsssh

    You could be in metallica, but to your daughter your still lame!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thefoolonthehilll David Ollis

    "Is it to late to tell you that you are adopted?"

  • http://twitter.com/Hopig Zebeldakh

    "yeah i know despite being an asshole Dave can make good music"

  • vinjyr

    "What was this doing under your pillow, Dad?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/giarcsavage Greg Savage

    dad, i found this in your sock drawer under some naughty magazines……

  • http://www.facebook.com/evan.mcwilliams.9 Evan McWilliams

    "Daddy, is this what metal is supposed to sound like?"

  • Victor

    You really think this is better than Metallica?

  • http://www.facebook.com/alanmhenrique Alan Moreira Henrique

    "I told you not to take anything from my bedroom!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002336932686 Maryanne Beatrice Uzoukwu

    Ivete Sangalo sing on rock in rio 2012….

  • Laupo

    Uncle Dave, sings better than you, daddy!!!

  • http://twitter.com/DiogoBedran Diogo Bedran

    "Dad! Look what i found!"
    Looks at her, sees the CD, looks at her face, turns into Dave Mustaine's face, react.

  • Randlejam

    This weeks photoshopped image is brought to you by…Dave Mustaine!

  • heebhammer5

    GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE.

  • keshinko

    what do you mean, it was better than lulu?

  • YAWN

    "Didn't you say you don't like Daddy's kind of music", "I like this one lots!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/Dave.CLARET.AND.BLUE.BFC David 'Bfc' Procter

    What's wrong Daddy? Have you finally realised this album is better than anything you've ever released?

  • El_duderino

    "Whats that you say? Metal injection is stealing Metalsucks's gimmick?! Huh. Oh hey that's right, we also stole from Dave on kill 'em all. That's what we call irony kids."

  • Victor

    and now? how to explain have kikced Mustaine from the band?

  • Staysic91

    I bought this, and brother bought Newsted's new record.

  • alex

    Hey daddy, why you couldn´t write nothing that good after master of puppets?

  • BigVanVader

    James: "Lars was dong what??"

  • AcridSmoke

    Daddy you farted, not me

  • BRbanger

    Is that Funions?..Funions and ketchup…Oh wait.

  • ninjasteave

    there's no way you're my kids…. that bitch…

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.lunn Chris Lunn

    Daddy.. I wanna hear your version of Hangar 18.

  • Patrick Whitaker

    Daddy..didn't you used to be in this band?

  • http://www.facebook.com/LinkTheTyrant Link Der Tyrann

    That s it, no more playing with the Ulrichs!

  • http://www.facebook.com/TimmReed Timm Reed

    "You are not my child…"

  • http://twitter.com/DiscordantFlesh Silent Agony

    I thought you said Metallica was superior…?

  • partywurm2

    Why does it take you an hour plus to do what they do in thirty minutes???daddy why????

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Smith/100001158817234 Sam Smith

    See daddy, THIS is what REAL metal is supposed to sound like.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.profet Chris Profet

    James : Honey, I can explain everything!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/frankie.flethez Frankie Flethez

    "put that down honey Megadeath is the devil!!!"

  • Guest

    - Daddy I found a great album!
    - Really? Show me . . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheZMendes Anderson Mendes

    - Daddy i found a great album!
    - Really? Show me . . .

  • zach enlow

    "is this what you sounded like before you fired Dave? Wow, what happend?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/PaulieShaw98 Paul Shaw

    what we are still thrash metal

  • http://www.facebook.com/ted.danson.1848 Ted Danson

    Yes kids I know Dave is great on guitar but he is a major douche and that's why we kicked him out of the band.

  • biledriver

    Grandpa, now that you have a real little boy,are you still gonna slick my hair back when we shower together?

  • http://www.facebook.com/8numbskull William Gleason

    "Where the hell did she find that? I really thought I bought every copy and burned them all!"

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