At least we can literally shit on them now.
It's going for a lot of money, though.
It'll stand the persistence of time, we think.
It's not called Can I Play Pinball, which is disappointing.
Update: These items are now on sale at the Vans shop. You can grab the slip-on sneakers for $65, hi-tops…
Not the M.U.S.C.L.E. figurines – these are different.
Killer gift ideas from Metallica, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Amon Amarth and more.
Level up your home audio this holiday season
Or 1979, if you're in Japan.
In three different variants, too.
It's always a good time to let Papa Emeritus III into your heart, kids.
They also contain the souls of the damned! Maybe… probably.
Black Sabbath, Nine Inch Nails & Rob Zombie too!
I want it! I want it! I want it!
"If you place this statue in a room where you sleep, I will show you a glimpse of another world."