Deal with mortality with metal!
Go deaf! Then un-deaf yourself to go deaf again.
"Death" is not in the Top 10.
You're basically a gross germ factory.
Phone condoms, keeping my eyes safe from your stupid videos.
YOU GODDAMN MILLENNIALS! PAYING FOR MUSIC AND SUPPORTING YOUR ARTISTS!
It ain't over until it's over for AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson.
Though we're not sure seeing Magrudergrind and Pig Destroyer was specifically studied in this case.
Featuring weird jelly people and bad physics.
Says scientists, who know science stuff.
This is what Harvard is up to.
It's a fucking huge worm that writes books and yells a lot.
Dr. Feelgood is an actual, legitimate doctor now.
And science wouldn't lie to us!
Surveys say we're good people. Go us!
Also, Five Finger Death Punch ranked as the most popular rock band in the country.