Man, this who Ozzy/Zakk Wylde thing is becoming the feud of the summer. Yesterday, we posted an audio bit of Zakk acting like his girlfriend just broke up with him and now it seems he is going on a national publicity breakup tour as there is ANOTHER interview he did and the dude is just digging a deeper grave it seems. If anything, this is leading to some humorous quotes, such as the following nugget of joy:
"I'm just like… You could play with anybody you want. Put it this way… It's like my wife… You can be with any guy you wanna be with. But you know what?! If you're gonna be banging a guy in our bed, at least let me watch so I can enjoy it. Let me in on the skinny… what's going on here. That's just not… I don't give a [bleep] what anyone says, it ain't [bleep]ing cool. It's like, hey, you know what?! You're just [bleep]ing on me in a back [bleep]ing alley right now and [I'll] rip your [bleep]ing head off if you're gonna pull this shit. We'll [bleep]ing find out."
WHAT? So its cool for your wife to fuck dudes as long as you watch but its not cool for Ozzy to fuck you in back alleys? Zakk is clearly a misunderstood poet. If you're reading this Zakk, here is a little tip: Shut the fuck up! You are just embarassing yourself at this point. Don't talk to the press, just figure this shit out with Ozzy and move on. Then again, that sounds kind of boring, so for our entertainment…just keep going. This is comedy gold!
The entire audio can be heard below courtesy of KQRC.
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