Spoiler: Fat MARILYN MANSON Dies At The End
When he's not collaborating with Avril Lavigne or guest-starring on Eastbound & Down and whatever this is, Marilyn Manson lends his talents to Funny or Die, who just released a new Halloween clip staring the bloated shock rocker.
Manson appeared as the narrator of 5 "scary" stories in the sketch, with the stories each making fun of known horror tropes adding a "humorous" twist.
Spoiler: Manson gets slashed at the end. There, I saved you twenty minutes.