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Did ATTACK ATTACK! just put out the worst song/video ever?

Posted on June 5th, 2009

What happens when you take every bad cliche about metalcore videos and stick them all into one? Well, Attack Attack! can tell you, because they did it with their new video for Stick Stickly. I was watching Headbangers Ball on Saturday night (big mistake, I know) and this video came on (above) and I was amazed! It sounded like two different songs from the same album being played at once. And then, during the last 30 seconds or so, it sounds like a completely different album from a different band being played. Seriously, guys WTF? Oh and please stop with the choreographed headbangs and the super-squatting (more examples here and here). It looks like you need to badly take a dump. The kicker of course is this is a Christan metalcore outfit. Duh!

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Comments (35)


  1. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 2:33 pm GoatRidersHorde says:

    This is hilarious!


  2. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 2:41 pm Damotello says:

    When that last bit came in around 2:45 I actually spat my drink out, this is priceless.


  3. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 3:32 pm Shreddy_Lee says:

    what?! are they serious? that was hilarious


  4. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 4:43 pm gringo404d says:

    for a metalcore band their lead singer is kinda chunky like a lady


  5. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 5:02 pm Hassman says:

    Wow. Just, wow.


  6. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 5:13 pm Atavachron22 says:

    It sounds like he is using auto-tune.


  7. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 5:15 pm Atavachron22 says:

    After further review,
    I can mos. def. hear the cynic influence bro.

    Hails to this group.


  8. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 5:25 pm DeathLeprechaun says:

    Wait… Stick Stickly as in write to me Stick Stickly from Nickelodeon


  9. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 5:41 pm EvilEldrin says:

    Priceless, the everything of everything on what -not- do when making a metalcore song, for one don't make a metalcore band :)


  10. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 7:01 pm Discreeto says:

    That was brutal…. Not the kind of brutal where your like, "DUDE! THAT WAS FUCKING BRUTAL!".. Its the kind of brutal where your like, "Dude….. That was brutal…." Or in other words, ITS FUCKING GAY!


  11. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 7:12 pm DeathRich says:

    That was hilariously bad, especially the rammstein interlude. Thanks for posting that.


  12. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 8:14 pm DistrictCyanide says:

    That is horrible…just wow. smh


  13. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 10:36 pm natas6661 says:

    They cant be serious. This is exactly what I would have done as a spoof , fuck they beat me to it.


  14. 's Avatar June 5th, 2009 at 11:52 pm forevermetal says:

    oh my gosh…..i think i shit myself.

    this is awful


  15. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 4:07 am keepitwolfson says:

    i just got home from a party and they were playing this non stop i wanted to kill myself


  16. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 9:53 am jsc315 says:

    HAHA! Thanks for the laugh


  17. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 11:15 am Mothmonsterman says:

    More christcore bollocks. They remind me of Still Remains(fucking awful band).


  18. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 12:06 pm horrorbiz13 says:

    the lyrics aren't in sync with the video… terrible terrible band


  19. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 1:44 pm martin_rb says:

    I love these kind of posts.

    I can't believe this is real.


  20. 's Avatar June 6th, 2009 at 2:06 pm heavymetalhobo says:

    wow fuck autotune. the only band worthy of autotune is cynic because a.) they use it for an alienistic effect, not to try to sound good and b.) theyre much better musicians than these jackoffs. i watched the beginning of this thinking the music was alright. by the end of the song though i felt like shitting out my mouth and puking out my ass after watching these retards technodance. wait why was this on headbanger's ball?


  21. 's Avatar June 7th, 2009 at 5:45 am Dandamage says:

    So much squating. Must be the tight jeans effect.God this bad comedy. I bet its sells like crazy!


  22. 's Avatar June 7th, 2009 at 8:07 am macam says:

    Kill it. Kill it with fire.


  23. 's Avatar June 7th, 2009 at 3:52 pm jxc156 says:

    LMFAO XD XD XD oh my god……what da fuck????


  24. 's Avatar June 7th, 2009 at 7:35 pm austiefrost says:

    ok so..yeah it sucks. the auto-tune and scene dress paired with supersquatting is gay, and the video is terrible (also note every member is wearing a black v-neck a la hot topic) but give them some props for mixing it up a bit. I mean the song is catchy, i guess


  25. 's Avatar June 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm Dozer says:

    wow that was so not metal..


  26. 's Avatar June 7th, 2009 at 10:51 pm Set Abominae says:

    That squatting dance is the stupidest shit I EVER seen!
    Luckily these guys don't have testicles or their guitars would be sacking them to the beat.


  27. 's Avatar June 8th, 2009 at 11:55 am Rudarios_Digested says:

    fucking gay!! is this what metal has come to?


  28. 's Avatar June 9th, 2009 at 2:22 am thenigus says:

    the funniest thing ive ever seen….


  29. 's Avatar June 9th, 2009 at 4:50 am Machine Dread says:

    ROFLMAO

    Funniest thing I've ever seen… they should be assraped to death by their fellow emo buttfuckers. Seriously, why would anyone like this bullshit?!


  30. 's Avatar June 10th, 2009 at 12:40 am Alkahest says:

    How many breakdowns does one song need?


  31. 's Avatar June 10th, 2009 at 12:41 am Alkahest says:

    But fuck me, that last part was catchy. >_<


  32. 's Avatar June 11th, 2009 at 5:08 pm f100fm0esp says:

    wow… where can i start…
    They tried to sound like every other fucking shitty metalcore band which makes this the shittiest thing ive heard. Secondly, people who use auto-tune (besides Cynic) are lazy fucks that dont know how to actually sing. Why the fuck would u wanna mix shitty metalcore with shitty Kanye esque music? One things for sure, these guys shouldn't be around too much longer and I say good fucking riddance. Its bands like this that are killing music in general. And what the fuck is with the i-got-a-dick-shoved-up-my-ass dance?


  33. 's Avatar June 12th, 2009 at 12:20 am Zyraxes says:

    is it just me or they look the same, btw I think netalcore is GAY


  34. 's Avatar June 20th, 2009 at 4:46 pm ThePosiKid says:

    woohoo for poser assholes!


  35. 's Avatar July 7th, 2009 at 8:19 am paddyfb says:

    Wow.. you guys who are anti this.. Did you not get it? This is a rip of every popular "core" music video doing the rounds.. If you don't believe me, check it out: they've taken scenes from From First To Last's "Ride the Wings of Pestilence," Trivium's "Like Light to Flies" and I'm pretty sure there was Hawthorne Heights in there somewhere haha.. This was done as a parody.. Where's your sense of humour?? :)

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