Never has a form of music united (and divided) people such as black metal. Never has a form of music…
We can likely all agree that Samael will never be the same band that released the genre-defining Worship Him over a quarter century ago. That being said, we are likely the closest we are ever gonna get to that happening with their brand new, eleventh full-length effort, Hegemony.
Sometimes we get a little spent on the slam. Too many hammers, too much of the time. What do we…
Not to be outdone by their own discordant eccentricities, Altarage are back to prove that things can become even more nebulous
We'd like to think that us geriatric fuqs over here at ye olde stanky dank tank are pretty hip. We…
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep/Brutal Slam? Yep. Rick Dekard and his dystopian Los Angeles is once again almost upon…
When I think back to '91, one thing immediately leaps to my mind – Cathedral. This was the year that…
If you just crawled your disgusting, cheeto-filled asscrack out of your grandmother's bed (yes – bed – we know you…
Slam. The black sheep of the metal family. Slam. The ugly, buck-toothed stepchild of the metal family. Slam. The weird-ass,…
For those of you who frequent our stanky-assed little column, you might recall the name Darryn Palmer. This guy –…
Las Vegas. Sin City – the perfect city for the likes of disgusting, brutal, downright nasty-ass, skanky-dank death metal. Yep….
We love the slam split over here at ye olde dank. In fact, the danker and stankier the split, the…
Well, this is a first in the history of the old stanky dank – when the slams are so brutal,…
Most of you are likely aware that Metallica's music has been employed by the US Army when interrogating terrorists. In…
"Everything you can imagine is real" – Pablo Picasso If we were to combine the ethos and imagination of today's…
Sometimes you just gotta kick it a little different – too brutal, too much of the time literally turns you…
One-man slam superstar, Jason Lambert (aka Putrified J), is having a pool party. Yep. It's already that time of year….
Dudes! See that little, itty bitty thing hanging off your tiny, atrophied body? Yeah. That thing. It's microscopic and disgusting,…
It's May Two-Four weekend! May 24th. The weekend we Canadians celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday (Queen of England from 1876-1901). It's…
Sometimes slam surprises. Sometimes, when you least expect it, you are hit square in the man-tits with something wholly different…
