ASK ME, I'M RIGHT: Ass Rash

I have a sweet ass mustache but my lady friend wants me to shave it. I dont know what to do. Break up with her or lose my mojo?

Nosebleeds and psychobabble~

Greg's response:

Nosebleeds and psychobabble, cute, real cute. Here's a question for you. Do you think Tom Selleck ever had a lady tell him what to do? He's Magnum "Fuckin'" P.I., of course he didn't. Case closed.

-Greg