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SLAYER Condoms: Still Not As Brutal As An Abortion

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I sort of can't believe this is real. Slayer have begun selling condoms on their webstore. The site describes the item as such "For when you’re going South of Heaven! Each Slayer Custom Condom "matchbook" holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack." It'll set you back $12.99, and unlike the recent (absurder) KISS condoms, this is just a regular ole Durex condom in Slayer packaging.

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  • rayser_x

    this is too awesome….

  • The Hamburger Penis

    20 bux for 6 condoms. They're fucking crazy.

  • Flanders Putnam

    like i said on metalsucks, the staple going through the package seems like somewhat of a concern to me….

  • morbid_toaster

    I bet the next product they'll have is slayer tampons. "For when you're raining blood".

    • Guitarman789009

      HAhahahahaha

    • nepenthe

      ha!

  • jim1986

    wtf?

  • jsc315

    Is Slayer the new Kiss? this is just gettin pretty ridiculous with some of the slayer shit coming out.

    • Mothmonsterman

      When they release a line of coffins for sale, then they'll be the new Kiss.

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