How To Have A Scene MySpace Profile

Posted on October 8th, 2009

I'd like to start this post with an apology. Because you will get either pissed off or annoyed. The post-ironic scene blog, Stuff You Will Hate posted an incredible video (embedded below) of some dumb scene whore teaching you how to make your profile "more scene". In fact there are a shitload of tutorials on how to "be more scene".

It's fucking absurd. Here is the best/worst quote from this whole car wreck:

The stereotypical modern scene MySpace name usually involves your first name, a second name involving fashion, gore, or music some sort of symbol, hearts or raunched out name is best (Callie Collision, Kristallion, DebraDeath, or Trashley for example).

In conclusion, remember, knowing a little CSS is totally scene! For more observations about this atrocity, visit the Stuff You Will Hate blog.

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Comments (4)

October 8th, 2009 at 11:58 am theLSDraptor says:

Is it me or does that emo cartoon thing do the nazi salute before taking it's heart from it's chest?

October 8th, 2009 at 12:21 pm Keith says:

How could this be 'scene' if it was trendy back in 2004….

October 8th, 2009 at 2:03 pm heavymetalhobo says:

How does this make scene kids more scene? Fuck all them. In the butt…

October 12th, 2009 at 9:28 pm DamonGrowls says:

i love how it is tagged kill yourself

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