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FOO FIGHTERS' "Banned Items At Shows" List Features Some Hilarious Items

Posted by on February 6, 2018 at 12:41 pm Follow on Twitter | Follow on Instagram

We've referred to Dave Grohl as the coolest motherfucker in music before. He's taken on the Westboro Baptist Church, gets in mosh pits for Metallica, and tops fans' beers off from stage. Foo Fighters, as a band, in general, don't take themselves too seriously, and have been known to have fun with promoters. For example, a recent rider for the band has a detailed coloring book in it.

So it should come as no surprise itself that the band's "Prohibited Items" list contains a few fun Easter eggs as well. Among the more expected items like laser lights and bags of a certain size, we have some more unique items like "Pirated VHS tapes of Land of the Lost, the series" and "Derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain." The image is below, and if it's a little hard to read, we itemized the list directly below it.

  • Bags larger than 200mm x 300mm x 200mm
  • Chilly bins/coolers
  • Commercially prepared food Including takeaways
  • Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Cans or glass containers
  • Mixtapes not in CD format
  • Alcohol or illicit drugs
  • Scythes
  • Pirated VHS tapes of Land of the Lost, the series
  • Furniture, chairs or stools
  • Prams or strollers
  • Rain or shade umbrellas
  • Cream magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent
  • Animals (except guide dogs)
  • Dangerous goods
  • Professional audio or video recording devices (including cameras, video or audio recorders and ipads or tablets)
  • Any mention of Friendster OR Webster (staring Emmanuel Lewis)
  • Air horns and loud hailers
  • Umbrellas or other sun / rain shelters
  • Beige or mustard coloured macrame wall hangings
  • Leg warmers
  • Selfie sticks
  • Skateboards, rollerblades or scooters
  • Free radicals (including antioxidants or Hong Kong Phooey (as voiced by Scatman Crothers)
  • Objects that can be used as projectiles such as fireworks, glow sticks, balls and flares
  • Derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain
  • Weapons
  • Any pencil that isn't number two (2) pencil
  • Wallet chains
  • Homemade nut milks
  • Laser lights
  • Long chains or spikes of any nature
  • Items that in the opinion of management / security could cause harm or public nuisance.
  • Stadium Management takes no responsibility for goods surrendered.

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